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"The Window Cleaner Song"

You may have read on the forums earlier that I was sitting at the computer in my underwear - minding my own business - when the bloody window cleaner pops up by the window!

Traumatic for me, to say the least.

Anyway, here's "The Window Cleaner Song", sung to the tune of "Driving in my Car".

(Co-written by myself and Microchips)



Sitting in my underwear
Scared when window cleaners stare
Posting crap on the forums
Cleaner staring at my buns

Sitting in my underwear
It's windy and my bum is bare
Listening to The Offspring
Window cleaner likes my thing

Sitting in my underwear
The window cleaner doesn't care
He goes to cleam my new windows
He pervs when I touch my toes

Sitting in my underwear
Got to hide though not sure where
He likes to use a dirty rag
I'm pretty sure he'd rather shag

Sitting on my comfy stool
I know he's gay, I'm not some fool
Trying not to bend over
'Cause he'd touch there I'm sure

Sitting in my underwear
He'd like to stick his thing up there
Eyeing up my juicy bone
Call the cops, pick up the phone

Sitting in my lovely briefs
He'd like to feel what's underneath
Suddenly my hands are
He's getting mean, I'm petrified

He'd like to feel around my ***
I say "**** off, go clean the glass"
My back end he tries to touch
He makes me mad, I KICK HIS CROTCH

I push his ladder off the house
That's the end of pubic louse
He falls from the second floor
Perve on me? Not any more!

Dr Z wrote:
> What? You go to bed naked?
>
> Freaky

*

Technically, I'm not naked if I'm wearing underwear.

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> I'd only just gotten out of bed.


What? You go to bed naked?

Freaky

Mark... this is only the beginning. maybe we could move to bigger obstacles, create funnier things, even co-write a post!

:D

I'd only just gotten out of bed.

Lol! Excellent!

I'm a bit worried though, you go on the computer with your underwear on? :\

anything from DM is bound to be funny.

anything by MC is bound to be funny.

this.... this... is amazing.

:-D

And I'd like to thank the police for handing the somewhat embarrassing situation so well.

I'd like to take the time to thanks buttered popcorn, for my flashes of inspiration, and mark would liek to thank the window cleaner in the first place, as none of this would have been possible without him and his dodgy squeegie...

:D

LOL, it sound better than the actual driving in my car song.