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You may have read on the forums earlier that I was sitting at the computer in my underwear - minding my own business - when the bloody window cleaner pops up by the window!
Traumatic for me, to say the least.
Anyway, here's "The Window Cleaner Song", sung to the tune of "Driving in my Car".
(Co-written by myself and Microchips)
Sitting in my underwear
Scared when window cleaners stare
Posting crap on the forums
Cleaner staring at my buns
Sitting in my underwear
It's windy and my bum is bare
Listening to The Offspring
Window cleaner likes my thing
Sitting in my underwear
The window cleaner doesn't care
He goes to cleam my new windows
He pervs when I touch my toes
Sitting in my underwear
Got to hide though not sure where
He likes to use a dirty rag
I'm pretty sure he'd rather shag
Sitting on my comfy stool
I know he's gay, I'm not some fool
Trying not to bend over
'Cause he'd touch there I'm sure
Sitting in my underwear
He'd like to stick his thing up there
Eyeing up my juicy bone
Call the cops, pick up the phone
Sitting in my lovely briefs
He'd like to feel what's underneath
Suddenly my hands are
He's getting mean, I'm petrified
He'd like to feel around my ***
I say "**** off, go clean the glass"
My back end he tries to touch
He makes me mad, I KICK HIS CROTCH
I push his ladder off the house
That's the end of pubic louse
He falls from the second floor
Perve on me? Not any more!
Traumatic for me, to say the least.
Anyway, here's "The Window Cleaner Song", sung to the tune of "Driving in my Car".
(Co-written by myself and Microchips)
Sitting in my underwear
Scared when window cleaners stare
Posting crap on the forums
Cleaner staring at my buns
Sitting in my underwear
It's windy and my bum is bare
Listening to The Offspring
Window cleaner likes my thing
Sitting in my underwear
The window cleaner doesn't care
He goes to cleam my new windows
He pervs when I touch my toes
Sitting in my underwear
Got to hide though not sure where
He likes to use a dirty rag
I'm pretty sure he'd rather shag
Sitting on my comfy stool
I know he's gay, I'm not some fool
Trying not to bend over
'Cause he'd touch there I'm sure
Sitting in my underwear
He'd like to stick his thing up there
Eyeing up my juicy bone
Call the cops, pick up the phone
Sitting in my lovely briefs
He'd like to feel what's underneath
Suddenly my hands are
He's getting mean, I'm petrified
He'd like to feel around my ***
I say "**** off, go clean the glass"
My back end he tries to touch
He makes me mad, I KICK HIS CROTCH
I push his ladder off the house
That's the end of pubic louse
He falls from the second floor
Perve on me? Not any more!
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What I don't get is how this magical window cleaner can put his hands through the window (seeing as he's cleaning the outside of the windows) and touch him.
:-|
:-|
Oh dear
Oh dear
...
Oh dear.
Oh dear
...
Oh dear.
We truly are the greatest guys.
I love this.
Oh God I love this. :D
The line about my Ass/clean the glass- that was my best one! :D
Oh God I love this. :D
The line about my Ass/clean the glass- that was my best one! :D
I'm popping this 'cos it's freakin' old school, man. You don't GET quality like this anymore.
Kyz22 wrote:
> I sleep naked too. Its comfy.
Pictures in head are not nice
*Collapses*
> I sleep naked too. Its comfy.
Pictures in head are not nice
*Collapses*
How about a possum?
Mark- time for another song! :D
I sleep naked too. Its comfy.
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