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"Is it hard to poo on a toilet?"

I don't think so. I just whip down me trousers and undies, take a seat, and let nature takes it's course. I wipe, pull my undies and trousers up, flush, wash hands, and leave.

Sounds simple enough, doesn't it?

So why, when I go into toilets, so I sometimes see poo smeared all around the basin?

Or why is there a big lump of poo still sitting in there?

Dirty, dirty, can't poo people.

Ant wrote:
At this park in Wickford I went to the toilet and found an actual dump
> on the toilet seat...

I would expect that from a park, but not from a school. The hygeine at our school is a cause for concern. Basins are filled with a liquid, which is either Coke or urine. The urinals are full of food and the cubicals have rolls in them etc. I am so sickened I hardly ever use the toilets in school...and I NEVER take a dump at school (a la American Pie) :p

I love doing a nice, relaxing dump when I get home from a tough, working day.

At this park in Wickford I went to the toilet and found an actual dump on the toilet seat...

One time, after a curry, I had a really bad case of the squits.

So bad I had to go about 6 times in onr morning. After the wiping my arsewas so sore that I could wipe it after the final time and it hurt to sit down.

Bloody savages

The GingerLord wrote:
> One of the houses my friends live in at uni has a "Skid Mark Chart",
> so that culprits are found out. One of the entries is down as "Epic
> struggle between man and t**d" - make of that what you will!

Arghahaha! That's the funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks for the laugh GL.

A few weeks back I smeared it all over the damn basin. Tip: Never learn back when cracking out a turtlehead! I always find I have to push it out (which feels like all my strength being zapped) and despite the strain, it's quite relaxing. I can finally catch up on my reading ;)

My missus used to work in a 5 star hotel and even that was not exempt from poo smearing.

Rich people eh? Got nothing better to do...

One of the houses my friends live in at uni has a "Skid Mark Chart", so that culprits are found out. One of the entries is down as "Epic struggle between man and t**d" - make of that what you will!

There are always bogey's wiped on the walls.

Why the wall?

There's wads of toilet paper beside them.

Back in year 7 or 8, someone wrote "Die" in doo doo on the bog wall in East block

Woo! Yeah! Talk about creativity (!)

I don't think so. I just whip down me trousers and undies, take a seat, and let nature takes it's course. I wipe, pull my undies and trousers up, flush, wash hands, and leave.

Sounds simple enough, doesn't it?

So why, when I go into toilets, so I sometimes see poo smeared all around the basin?

Or why is there a big lump of poo still sitting in there?

Dirty, dirty, can't poo people.