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"Is it hard to poo on a toilet?"

I don't think so. I just whip down me trousers and undies, take a seat, and let nature takes it's course. I wipe, pull my undies and trousers up, flush, wash hands, and leave.

Sounds simple enough, doesn't it?

So why, when I go into toilets, so I sometimes see poo smeared all around the basin?

Or why is there a big lump of poo still sitting in there?

Dirty, dirty, can't poo people.

I know a lad (and no it's not me!) who will not poo anywhere but at hi own house -no matter how desperate.He went for an entire week once when on a camping trip,i believe he went with the intention of pooing when required,but bottled it at the last minute - not bottled the poo of course .

WHAT!! I DIDN'T REALY WANT TO NO

YOU'RE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

could be a possibilty (scratches his chin)

Lol! *smiles*

Meka, sure you didn't walk into a Damien Hirst exhibit by mistake?

Mystique wrote:
> you lot are sick
and meka,shame on you

I guess you just don't understand the can't poo people.

Go into more blokes toilets, and you'll see what I mean.

Poo drawings, bogeys on walls, and smeary crap all around the basin.

Filthy, dirty plebs.

typical

you lot are sick
and meka,shame on you

Is even worse if sinks have been blocked up if some idiot sticks a few sandwiches in them. Sink filled up with water, coke, and various snacks and packets.
Who knows what people get up to in them ....