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The Caw Report 26/01/02,
Random thoughts from under the dark grey Quiksilver Baseball cap regarding the CAW divison.
There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man. To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster. Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)
We’re very excited about the faction that has sprung up around our CAW commissioner Reaver (Ant). Reaver is exceptionally talented on the microphone and this should help the other members of his group get themselves over, as they are all more ring orientated and need to work on the microphone skills. We feel that the process of getting the Cong Man over is particularly difficult as he does not speak at all in accordance with his character, just makes Gorilla-ish noises, he also has the added disadvantage of wearing a mask as part of his costume and cannot put his emotions across with facial expressions. Despite all of this we still feel he has the combination of skill necessary to one day become a champion. Reaver himself, now his has this group with him, should become one of our leading heels. Mould Cheese is an exceptional wrestling talent but needs to work harder on his microphone skills. The final member of the group Hawk (Afro Joe, is as good a big man as I have ever seen in the business, but could do with adding some original moves to his repertoire to give himself a bit more identity.
Hopefully a feud should begin in the coming weeks between Reaver’s faction and a faction built around The System fighters (Grand Prix and The Psychiatrist (Mikeall)), we would like to add a couple more meber to their side though to even up the sides. Longy is an obvious candidate, due to being the current title holder and an obvious target for our commissioner. Perhaps his partner Kid Rock could come in and make it four? This of course would re-ignite the explosive rivalry that Kid Rock and the Cong Man have enjoyed in their short time in the CAW division. The psychiatrist is a strange character to deal with, as we feel he could best be utilised as a heel, but at the moment the fans love him and he is teaming with a face in Grandprix…
On the subject of our champion, there are rumours flying around that some of the writers are a little disappointed with his attitude, that he hasn’t been training and the like. I’ll admit he was a shock choice to be our first CAW champion and he has a responsibility to behave like a champion, but at the current time I can neither confirm or deny these rumours.
Barbed Wire (Gaming Boy) hasn’t made the grade and has been released from the roster.
The Rat (Allardini) looks to be a useful prospect and will be used extensively in the following weeks in order to find out just how good he is.
Ice Blaster has had a number of good showings to date and could use a long singles feud to really put himself across We’ll be looking to pair him off with Pain (The Big Slow) in the coming weeks, to see how these two fare against each other. As Pain really needs to get some matches under his belt.
Rage (BRM) finds himself without a feud at the current time as well. We like the potential of a feud with the Darksider and will be looking for a good way of getting this feud started up in the near future.
Current/Expected Feuds (In order, most hated first)
The Cong Man Kid Rock, Longy, Grandprix
Ice Blaster Pain
Kid Rock The Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
Hawk (AfroJoe) Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Kid Rock
Reaver (Ant) Longy, Kid Rock, Grandprix
Rage (BRM) The Darksider
Longy Reaver, Cong Man, Mouldy Cheese
Mouldy Cheese Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Longy
Scotty The Doggy Tazz, T-Devil
Grandprix Mouldy Cheese, Hawk, Reaver
RkS (None)
Pain (Big_Slow) Ice Blaster
True Bottie Man (Tazz) Rage, Scotty The Doggy
RawisAndy (None)
T-Devil Scotty The Doggy, Rage
The Rat (None)
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
The Darksider Rage
Random thoughts from under the dark grey Quiksilver Baseball cap regarding the CAW divison.
There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man. To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster. Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)
We’re very excited about the faction that has sprung up around our CAW commissioner Reaver (Ant). Reaver is exceptionally talented on the microphone and this should help the other members of his group get themselves over, as they are all more ring orientated and need to work on the microphone skills. We feel that the process of getting the Cong Man over is particularly difficult as he does not speak at all in accordance with his character, just makes Gorilla-ish noises, he also has the added disadvantage of wearing a mask as part of his costume and cannot put his emotions across with facial expressions. Despite all of this we still feel he has the combination of skill necessary to one day become a champion. Reaver himself, now his has this group with him, should become one of our leading heels. Mould Cheese is an exceptional wrestling talent but needs to work harder on his microphone skills. The final member of the group Hawk (Afro Joe, is as good a big man as I have ever seen in the business, but could do with adding some original moves to his repertoire to give himself a bit more identity.
Hopefully a feud should begin in the coming weeks between Reaver’s faction and a faction built around The System fighters (Grand Prix and The Psychiatrist (Mikeall)), we would like to add a couple more meber to their side though to even up the sides. Longy is an obvious candidate, due to being the current title holder and an obvious target for our commissioner. Perhaps his partner Kid Rock could come in and make it four? This of course would re-ignite the explosive rivalry that Kid Rock and the Cong Man have enjoyed in their short time in the CAW division. The psychiatrist is a strange character to deal with, as we feel he could best be utilised as a heel, but at the moment the fans love him and he is teaming with a face in Grandprix…
On the subject of our champion, there are rumours flying around that some of the writers are a little disappointed with his attitude, that he hasn’t been training and the like. I’ll admit he was a shock choice to be our first CAW champion and he has a responsibility to behave like a champion, but at the current time I can neither confirm or deny these rumours.
Barbed Wire (Gaming Boy) hasn’t made the grade and has been released from the roster.
The Rat (Allardini) looks to be a useful prospect and will be used extensively in the following weeks in order to find out just how good he is.
Ice Blaster has had a number of good showings to date and could use a long singles feud to really put himself across We’ll be looking to pair him off with Pain (The Big Slow) in the coming weeks, to see how these two fare against each other. As Pain really needs to get some matches under his belt.
Rage (BRM) finds himself without a feud at the current time as well. We like the potential of a feud with the Darksider and will be looking for a good way of getting this feud started up in the near future.
Current/Expected Feuds (In order, most hated first)
The Cong Man Kid Rock, Longy, Grandprix
Ice Blaster Pain
Kid Rock The Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
Hawk (AfroJoe) Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Kid Rock
Reaver (Ant) Longy, Kid Rock, Grandprix
Rage (BRM) The Darksider
Longy Reaver, Cong Man, Mouldy Cheese
Mouldy Cheese Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Longy
Scotty The Doggy Tazz, T-Devil
Grandprix Mouldy Cheese, Hawk, Reaver
RkS (None)
Pain (Big_Slow) Ice Blaster
True Bottie Man (Tazz) Rage, Scotty The Doggy
RawisAndy (None)
T-Devil Scotty The Doggy, Rage
The Rat (None)
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
The Darksider Rage
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I wrote:
> 'There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man.
> To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the
> current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a
> character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great
> antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his
> arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as
> well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those
> who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster.
> Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he
> is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag
> team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them
> their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title
> match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)'
What
> is all this about? Listen, if I've annoyed anyone here all you have to do is
> say. Tell me what's annoying you and why. No I will not drop my ego. I am
> big-headed and proud of it. However, I see no reason why you should hide this
> from me. You express your feelings by making me loose all my matches. I
> personally think this is not fair. Please, tell me what I've been doing to annoy
> you and I will sort it out!
(Don't say I keep complaining about all my
> matches 'cos you know I only complain because you make me loose purposely.)
Sorry, a few errors in the last one!
> 'There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man.
> To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the
> current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a
> character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great
> antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his
> arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as
> well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those
> who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster.
> Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he
> is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag
> team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them
> their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title
> match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)'
What
> is all this about? Listen, if I've annoyed anyone here all you have to do is
> say. Tell me what's annoying you and why. No I will not drop my ego. I am
> big-headed and proud of it. However, I see no reason why you should hide this
> from me. You express your feelings by making me loose all my matches. I
> personally think this is not fair. Please, tell me what I've been doing to annoy
> you and I will sort it out!
(Don't say I keep complaining about all my
> matches 'cos you know I only complain because you make me loose purposely.)
Sorry, a few errors in the last one!
'There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man. To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster. Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)'
What is all this about? Listen, if I've annoyed anyone here all you have to do is say. Tell me what's annoying you and why. No I will not drop my ego. I am big-headed and proud of it. However, I see no reason why you should hide this from me. You express your feelings by making me loose all my matches. I personally think this is not fair. Please, tell me what I've been doing to annoy you and I will sort it out!
(Don't say 'you keep complaining about all your matches' 'cos you know I only complain because you make me loose purposely.)
What is all this about? Listen, if I've annoyed anyone here all you have to do is say. Tell me what's annoying you and why. No I will not drop my ego. I am big-headed and proud of it. However, I see no reason why you should hide this from me. You express your feelings by making me loose all my matches. I personally think this is not fair. Please, tell me what I've been doing to annoy you and I will sort it out!
(Don't say 'you keep complaining about all your matches' 'cos you know I only complain because you make me loose purposely.)
Yes great report there Congy and looking forward to next one.
Hehe. Great stuff Cong. Keep it up ;-)
That didn't quite copy and paste as expected so, just to clear up confusion...
Current/Expected Feuds (In order, most hated first)
The Cong Man:- Kid Rock, Longy, Grandprix
Ice Blaster:- Pain
Kid Rock:- The Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
Hawk (AfroJoe):- Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Kid Rock
Reaver (Ant):- Longy, Kid Rock, Grandprix
Rage (BRM):- The Darksider
Longy:- Reaver, Cong Man, Mouldy Cheese
Mouldy Cheese:- Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Longy
Scotty The Doggy:- Tazz, T-Devil
Grandprix:- Mouldy Cheese, Hawk, Reaver
RkS:- (None)
Pain (Big_Slow):- Ice Blaster
True Bottie Man (Tazz):- Rage, Scotty The Doggy
RawisAndy:- (None)
T-Devil:- Scotty The Doggy, Rage
The Rat:- (None)
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall):- Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
The Darksider:- Rage
Current/Expected Feuds (In order, most hated first)
The Cong Man:- Kid Rock, Longy, Grandprix
Ice Blaster:- Pain
Kid Rock:- The Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
Hawk (AfroJoe):- Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Kid Rock
Reaver (Ant):- Longy, Kid Rock, Grandprix
Rage (BRM):- The Darksider
Longy:- Reaver, Cong Man, Mouldy Cheese
Mouldy Cheese:- Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Longy
Scotty The Doggy:- Tazz, T-Devil
Grandprix:- Mouldy Cheese, Hawk, Reaver
RkS:- (None)
Pain (Big_Slow):- Ice Blaster
True Bottie Man (Tazz):- Rage, Scotty The Doggy
RawisAndy:- (None)
T-Devil:- Scotty The Doggy, Rage
The Rat:- (None)
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall):- Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
The Darksider:- Rage
LOL!! Sorry Cong, I loved the Ross Report spoof parts. :D
Brilliant stuff, really enjoyed it and gave a lot of info on the CAWs and the latest happenings in the CAW World.
Yes, my microphone skills are exceptional. :)
Brilliant stuff, really enjoyed it and gave a lot of info on the CAWs and the latest happenings in the CAW World.
Yes, my microphone skills are exceptional. :)
Hehe, nice Cong Man.
I'll see that I get into Kid Rock or Grandprix or The Phyciatrist, anyhoo, great stuff. Keep it up!
I'll see that I get into Kid Rock or Grandprix or The Phyciatrist, anyhoo, great stuff. Keep it up!
The Caw Report 26/01/02,
Random thoughts from under the dark grey Quiksilver Baseball cap regarding the CAW divison.
There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man. To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster. Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)
We’re very excited about the faction that has sprung up around our CAW commissioner Reaver (Ant). Reaver is exceptionally talented on the microphone and this should help the other members of his group get themselves over, as they are all more ring orientated and need to work on the microphone skills. We feel that the process of getting the Cong Man over is particularly difficult as he does not speak at all in accordance with his character, just makes Gorilla-ish noises, he also has the added disadvantage of wearing a mask as part of his costume and cannot put his emotions across with facial expressions. Despite all of this we still feel he has the combination of skill necessary to one day become a champion. Reaver himself, now his has this group with him, should become one of our leading heels. Mould Cheese is an exceptional wrestling talent but needs to work harder on his microphone skills. The final member of the group Hawk (Afro Joe, is as good a big man as I have ever seen in the business, but could do with adding some original moves to his repertoire to give himself a bit more identity.
Hopefully a feud should begin in the coming weeks between Reaver’s faction and a faction built around The System fighters (Grand Prix and The Psychiatrist (Mikeall)), we would like to add a couple more meber to their side though to even up the sides. Longy is an obvious candidate, due to being the current title holder and an obvious target for our commissioner. Perhaps his partner Kid Rock could come in and make it four? This of course would re-ignite the explosive rivalry that Kid Rock and the Cong Man have enjoyed in their short time in the CAW division. The psychiatrist is a strange character to deal with, as we feel he could best be utilised as a heel, but at the moment the fans love him and he is teaming with a face in Grandprix…
On the subject of our champion, there are rumours flying around that some of the writers are a little disappointed with his attitude, that he hasn’t been training and the like. I’ll admit he was a shock choice to be our first CAW champion and he has a responsibility to behave like a champion, but at the current time I can neither confirm or deny these rumours.
Barbed Wire (Gaming Boy) hasn’t made the grade and has been released from the roster.
The Rat (Allardini) looks to be a useful prospect and will be used extensively in the following weeks in order to find out just how good he is.
Ice Blaster has had a number of good showings to date and could use a long singles feud to really put himself across We’ll be looking to pair him off with Pain (The Big Slow) in the coming weeks, to see how these two fare against each other. As Pain really needs to get some matches under his belt.
Rage (BRM) finds himself without a feud at the current time as well. We like the potential of a feud with the Darksider and will be looking for a good way of getting this feud started up in the near future.
Current/Expected Feuds (In order, most hated first)
The Cong Man Kid Rock, Longy, Grandprix
Ice Blaster Pain
Kid Rock The Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
Hawk (AfroJoe) Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Kid Rock
Reaver (Ant) Longy, Kid Rock, Grandprix
Rage (BRM) The Darksider
Longy Reaver, Cong Man, Mouldy Cheese
Mouldy Cheese Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Longy
Scotty The Doggy Tazz, T-Devil
Grandprix Mouldy Cheese, Hawk, Reaver
RkS (None)
Pain (Big_Slow) Ice Blaster
True Bottie Man (Tazz) Rage, Scotty The Doggy
RawisAndy (None)
T-Devil Scotty The Doggy, Rage
The Rat (None)
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
The Darksider Rage
Random thoughts from under the dark grey Quiksilver Baseball cap regarding the CAW divison.
There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man. To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster. Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)
We’re very excited about the faction that has sprung up around our CAW commissioner Reaver (Ant). Reaver is exceptionally talented on the microphone and this should help the other members of his group get themselves over, as they are all more ring orientated and need to work on the microphone skills. We feel that the process of getting the Cong Man over is particularly difficult as he does not speak at all in accordance with his character, just makes Gorilla-ish noises, he also has the added disadvantage of wearing a mask as part of his costume and cannot put his emotions across with facial expressions. Despite all of this we still feel he has the combination of skill necessary to one day become a champion. Reaver himself, now his has this group with him, should become one of our leading heels. Mould Cheese is an exceptional wrestling talent but needs to work harder on his microphone skills. The final member of the group Hawk (Afro Joe, is as good a big man as I have ever seen in the business, but could do with adding some original moves to his repertoire to give himself a bit more identity.
Hopefully a feud should begin in the coming weeks between Reaver’s faction and a faction built around The System fighters (Grand Prix and The Psychiatrist (Mikeall)), we would like to add a couple more meber to their side though to even up the sides. Longy is an obvious candidate, due to being the current title holder and an obvious target for our commissioner. Perhaps his partner Kid Rock could come in and make it four? This of course would re-ignite the explosive rivalry that Kid Rock and the Cong Man have enjoyed in their short time in the CAW division. The psychiatrist is a strange character to deal with, as we feel he could best be utilised as a heel, but at the moment the fans love him and he is teaming with a face in Grandprix…
On the subject of our champion, there are rumours flying around that some of the writers are a little disappointed with his attitude, that he hasn’t been training and the like. I’ll admit he was a shock choice to be our first CAW champion and he has a responsibility to behave like a champion, but at the current time I can neither confirm or deny these rumours.
Barbed Wire (Gaming Boy) hasn’t made the grade and has been released from the roster.
The Rat (Allardini) looks to be a useful prospect and will be used extensively in the following weeks in order to find out just how good he is.
Ice Blaster has had a number of good showings to date and could use a long singles feud to really put himself across We’ll be looking to pair him off with Pain (The Big Slow) in the coming weeks, to see how these two fare against each other. As Pain really needs to get some matches under his belt.
Rage (BRM) finds himself without a feud at the current time as well. We like the potential of a feud with the Darksider and will be looking for a good way of getting this feud started up in the near future.
Current/Expected Feuds (In order, most hated first)
The Cong Man Kid Rock, Longy, Grandprix
Ice Blaster Pain
Kid Rock The Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
Hawk (AfroJoe) Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Kid Rock
Reaver (Ant) Longy, Kid Rock, Grandprix
Rage (BRM) The Darksider
Longy Reaver, Cong Man, Mouldy Cheese
Mouldy Cheese Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Longy
Scotty The Doggy Tazz, T-Devil
Grandprix Mouldy Cheese, Hawk, Reaver
RkS (None)
Pain (Big_Slow) Ice Blaster
True Bottie Man (Tazz) Rage, Scotty The Doggy
RawisAndy (None)
T-Devil Scotty The Doggy, Rage
The Rat (None)
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
The Darksider Rage
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