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The Caw Report 26/01/02,
Random thoughts from under the dark grey Quiksilver Baseball cap regarding the CAW divison.
There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man. To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster. Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)
We’re very excited about the faction that has sprung up around our CAW commissioner Reaver (Ant). Reaver is exceptionally talented on the microphone and this should help the other members of his group get themselves over, as they are all more ring orientated and need to work on the microphone skills. We feel that the process of getting the Cong Man over is particularly difficult as he does not speak at all in accordance with his character, just makes Gorilla-ish noises, he also has the added disadvantage of wearing a mask as part of his costume and cannot put his emotions across with facial expressions. Despite all of this we still feel he has the combination of skill necessary to one day become a champion. Reaver himself, now his has this group with him, should become one of our leading heels. Mould Cheese is an exceptional wrestling talent but needs to work harder on his microphone skills. The final member of the group Hawk (Afro Joe, is as good a big man as I have ever seen in the business, but could do with adding some original moves to his repertoire to give himself a bit more identity.
Hopefully a feud should begin in the coming weeks between Reaver’s faction and a faction built around The System fighters (Grand Prix and The Psychiatrist (Mikeall)), we would like to add a couple more meber to their side though to even up the sides. Longy is an obvious candidate, due to being the current title holder and an obvious target for our commissioner. Perhaps his partner Kid Rock could come in and make it four? This of course would re-ignite the explosive rivalry that Kid Rock and the Cong Man have enjoyed in their short time in the CAW division. The psychiatrist is a strange character to deal with, as we feel he could best be utilised as a heel, but at the moment the fans love him and he is teaming with a face in Grandprix…
On the subject of our champion, there are rumours flying around that some of the writers are a little disappointed with his attitude, that he hasn’t been training and the like. I’ll admit he was a shock choice to be our first CAW champion and he has a responsibility to behave like a champion, but at the current time I can neither confirm or deny these rumours.
Barbed Wire (Gaming Boy) hasn’t made the grade and has been released from the roster.
The Rat (Allardini) looks to be a useful prospect and will be used extensively in the following weeks in order to find out just how good he is.
Ice Blaster has had a number of good showings to date and could use a long singles feud to really put himself across We’ll be looking to pair him off with Pain (The Big Slow) in the coming weeks, to see how these two fare against each other. As Pain really needs to get some matches under his belt.
Rage (BRM) finds himself without a feud at the current time as well. We like the potential of a feud with the Darksider and will be looking for a good way of getting this feud started up in the near future.
Current/Expected Feuds (In order, most hated first)
The Cong Man Kid Rock, Longy, Grandprix
Ice Blaster Pain
Kid Rock The Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
Hawk (AfroJoe) Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Kid Rock
Reaver (Ant) Longy, Kid Rock, Grandprix
Rage (BRM) The Darksider
Longy Reaver, Cong Man, Mouldy Cheese
Mouldy Cheese Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Longy
Scotty The Doggy Tazz, T-Devil
Grandprix Mouldy Cheese, Hawk, Reaver
RkS (None)
Pain (Big_Slow) Ice Blaster
True Bottie Man (Tazz) Rage, Scotty The Doggy
RawisAndy (None)
T-Devil Scotty The Doggy, Rage
The Rat (None)
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
The Darksider Rage
Random thoughts from under the dark grey Quiksilver Baseball cap regarding the CAW divison.
There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man. To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster. Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)
We’re very excited about the faction that has sprung up around our CAW commissioner Reaver (Ant). Reaver is exceptionally talented on the microphone and this should help the other members of his group get themselves over, as they are all more ring orientated and need to work on the microphone skills. We feel that the process of getting the Cong Man over is particularly difficult as he does not speak at all in accordance with his character, just makes Gorilla-ish noises, he also has the added disadvantage of wearing a mask as part of his costume and cannot put his emotions across with facial expressions. Despite all of this we still feel he has the combination of skill necessary to one day become a champion. Reaver himself, now his has this group with him, should become one of our leading heels. Mould Cheese is an exceptional wrestling talent but needs to work harder on his microphone skills. The final member of the group Hawk (Afro Joe, is as good a big man as I have ever seen in the business, but could do with adding some original moves to his repertoire to give himself a bit more identity.
Hopefully a feud should begin in the coming weeks between Reaver’s faction and a faction built around The System fighters (Grand Prix and The Psychiatrist (Mikeall)), we would like to add a couple more meber to their side though to even up the sides. Longy is an obvious candidate, due to being the current title holder and an obvious target for our commissioner. Perhaps his partner Kid Rock could come in and make it four? This of course would re-ignite the explosive rivalry that Kid Rock and the Cong Man have enjoyed in their short time in the CAW division. The psychiatrist is a strange character to deal with, as we feel he could best be utilised as a heel, but at the moment the fans love him and he is teaming with a face in Grandprix…
On the subject of our champion, there are rumours flying around that some of the writers are a little disappointed with his attitude, that he hasn’t been training and the like. I’ll admit he was a shock choice to be our first CAW champion and he has a responsibility to behave like a champion, but at the current time I can neither confirm or deny these rumours.
Barbed Wire (Gaming Boy) hasn’t made the grade and has been released from the roster.
The Rat (Allardini) looks to be a useful prospect and will be used extensively in the following weeks in order to find out just how good he is.
Ice Blaster has had a number of good showings to date and could use a long singles feud to really put himself across We’ll be looking to pair him off with Pain (The Big Slow) in the coming weeks, to see how these two fare against each other. As Pain really needs to get some matches under his belt.
Rage (BRM) finds himself without a feud at the current time as well. We like the potential of a feud with the Darksider and will be looking for a good way of getting this feud started up in the near future.
Current/Expected Feuds (In order, most hated first)
The Cong Man Kid Rock, Longy, Grandprix
Ice Blaster Pain
Kid Rock The Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
Hawk (AfroJoe) Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Kid Rock
Reaver (Ant) Longy, Kid Rock, Grandprix
Rage (BRM) The Darksider
Longy Reaver, Cong Man, Mouldy Cheese
Mouldy Cheese Grandprix, The Psychiatrist, Longy
Scotty The Doggy Tazz, T-Devil
Grandprix Mouldy Cheese, Hawk, Reaver
RkS (None)
Pain (Big_Slow) Ice Blaster
True Bottie Man (Tazz) Rage, Scotty The Doggy
RawisAndy (None)
T-Devil Scotty The Doggy, Rage
The Rat (None)
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver
The Darksider Rage
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Look a bit closer...it's changed.
not for copying my tag line :0)
No mu wa ha ha ha!:D Nah yes of course we can as long as you keep not doing it.
OK, OK, so I annoyed you when I first came but let me ask you this:
CAN YOU NOT FORGIVE?!!
CAN YOU NOT FORGIVE?!!
Tazz wrote:
> 'There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man.
> To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the
> current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a
> character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great
> antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his
> arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as
> well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those
> who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster.
> Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he
> is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag
> team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them
> their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title
> match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)'
What
> is all this about? Listen, if I've annoyed anyone here all you have to do is
> say. Tell me what's annoying you and why. No I will not drop my ego. I am
> big-headed and proud of it. However, I see no reason why you should hide this
> from me. You express your feelings by making me loose all my matches. I
> personally think this is not fair. Please, tell me what I've been doing to annoy
> you and I will sort it out!
(Don't say 'you keep complaining about all your
> matches' 'cos you know I only complain because you make me loose purposely.)
what have you been doing to annoy us? given the forum a bad name by spamming in the sacred Movie forum? pretending your uncle was taz and then pretending you were tazz, saying you wanted a match against loads of us and that you would choke out every one.
and most importantly of all when you first came you had that really annoying signature
go in peace
robert kilroy silk
as radio one says " No need"
KR
> 'There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man.
> To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the
> current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a
> character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great
> antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his
> arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as
> well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those
> who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster.
> Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he
> is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag
> team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them
> their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title
> match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)'
What
> is all this about? Listen, if I've annoyed anyone here all you have to do is
> say. Tell me what's annoying you and why. No I will not drop my ego. I am
> big-headed and proud of it. However, I see no reason why you should hide this
> from me. You express your feelings by making me loose all my matches. I
> personally think this is not fair. Please, tell me what I've been doing to annoy
> you and I will sort it out!
(Don't say 'you keep complaining about all your
> matches' 'cos you know I only complain because you make me loose purposely.)
what have you been doing to annoy us? given the forum a bad name by spamming in the sacred Movie forum? pretending your uncle was taz and then pretending you were tazz, saying you wanted a match against loads of us and that you would choke out every one.
and most importantly of all when you first came you had that really annoying signature
go in peace
robert kilroy silk
as radio one says " No need"
KR
†hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
> Tazz wrote:
> 'There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the
> True Bottie Man.
> To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him
> as a jobber at the
> current time, despite his status as five-time bottie
> wrestling champion. As a
> character his potential as a heel is huge, simply
> because he is a great
> antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone
> in the division since his
> arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a
> large portion of the writer as
> well. We feel that if he lost some weight
> and lost his attitude towards those
> who decide his future he could become
> one of the biggest talents on the roster.
> Hopefully his period of jobbing
> to the other superstars will help him realise he
> is now a small fish in a
> big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag
> team partner
> T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them
> their first
> break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title
> match-up
> with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)'
What
> is
> all this about? Listen, if I've annoyed anyone here all you have to do is
>
> say. Tell me what's annoying you and why. No I will not drop my ego. I am
>
> big-headed and proud of it. However, I see no reason why you should hide
> this
> from me. You express your feelings by making me loose all my matches.
> I
> personally think this is not fair. Please, tell me what I've been doing
> to annoy
> you and I will sort it out!
(Don't say 'you keep complaining
> about all your
> matches' 'cos you know I only complain because you make me
> loose purposely.)
Lets see...preteneding you are the real Tazz.
Why shouldn't I?
Threatening
> to choke people out.
Now I only do that when I feel threatened!
Stating how proud you are at 'cabbaging' a wrestling
> legend.
That's my own opinion and there's nothing wrong with it.
Spamming, etc.
I don't do that anymore and you know it!
Dispite all of these things I still don't see what the forum wrestling has to do with it at all!
> Tazz wrote:
> 'There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the
> True Bottie Man.
> To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him
> as a jobber at the
> current time, despite his status as five-time bottie
> wrestling champion. As a
> character his potential as a heel is huge, simply
> because he is a great
> antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone
> in the division since his
> arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a
> large portion of the writer as
> well. We feel that if he lost some weight
> and lost his attitude towards those
> who decide his future he could become
> one of the biggest talents on the roster.
> Hopefully his period of jobbing
> to the other superstars will help him realise he
> is now a small fish in a
> big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag
> team partner
> T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them
> their first
> break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title
> match-up
> with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)'
What
> is
> all this about? Listen, if I've annoyed anyone here all you have to do is
>
> say. Tell me what's annoying you and why. No I will not drop my ego. I am
>
> big-headed and proud of it. However, I see no reason why you should hide
> this
> from me. You express your feelings by making me loose all my matches.
> I
> personally think this is not fair. Please, tell me what I've been doing
> to annoy
> you and I will sort it out!
(Don't say 'you keep complaining
> about all your
> matches' 'cos you know I only complain because you make me
> loose purposely.)
Lets see...preteneding you are the real Tazz.
Why shouldn't I?
Threatening
> to choke people out.
Now I only do that when I feel threatened!
Stating how proud you are at 'cabbaging' a wrestling
> legend.
That's my own opinion and there's nothing wrong with it.
Spamming, etc.
I don't do that anymore and you know it!
Dispite all of these things I still don't see what the forum wrestling has to do with it at all!
Yes but I also said books rule.
(I did not speak on behalf of the WWF forum in the movies forum so you have no call to say that I give you a bad reputation. I speak for myself on this forum and all other forums)
(I did not speak on behalf of the WWF forum in the movies forum so you have no call to say that I give you a bad reputation. I speak for myself on this forum and all other forums)
Tazz, you really didn't do our reputation any good saying no one reads books and that they are 'medievil' in the Movies forum...
Tazz wrote:
> 'There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man.
> To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the
> current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a
> character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great
> antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his
> arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as
> well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those
> who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster.
> Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he
> is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag
> team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them
> their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title
> match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)'
What
> is all this about? Listen, if I've annoyed anyone here all you have to do is
> say. Tell me what's annoying you and why. No I will not drop my ego. I am
> big-headed and proud of it. However, I see no reason why you should hide this
> from me. You express your feelings by making me loose all my matches. I
> personally think this is not fair. Please, tell me what I've been doing to annoy
> you and I will sort it out!
(Don't say 'you keep complaining about all your
> matches' 'cos you know I only complain because you make me loose purposely.)
Lets see...preteneding you are the real Tazz. Threatening to choke people out. Stating how proud you are at 'cabbaging' a wrestling legend. Spamming, etc...the list goes on. But hey, after all this is still feel bad for you losing and have set up a feud with the tag team champions. This gorilla doesn't hold grudges (8-(p)
> 'There has been a lot of talk about the current status of the True Bottie Man.
> To clear up the rumours, yes we are essentially using him as a jobber at the
> current time, despite his status as five-time bottie wrestling champion. As a
> character his potential as a heel is huge, simply because he is a great
> antagonist and has managed to annoy almost everyone in the division since his
> arrival. However, he has unfortunately annoyed a large portion of the writer as
> well. We feel that if he lost some weight and lost his attitude towards those
> who decide his future he could become one of the biggest talents on the roster.
> Hopefully his period of jobbing to the other superstars will help him realise he
> is now a small fish in a big pond, unlike his stay in Bottie Wrestling. His tag
> team partner T-Devil has been performing well and we will look to give them
> their first break in the near future by pushing them into some tag team title
> match-up with our current champions Scotty The Doggy and Rage (Crash)'
What
> is all this about? Listen, if I've annoyed anyone here all you have to do is
> say. Tell me what's annoying you and why. No I will not drop my ego. I am
> big-headed and proud of it. However, I see no reason why you should hide this
> from me. You express your feelings by making me loose all my matches. I
> personally think this is not fair. Please, tell me what I've been doing to annoy
> you and I will sort it out!
(Don't say 'you keep complaining about all your
> matches' 'cos you know I only complain because you make me loose purposely.)
Lets see...preteneding you are the real Tazz. Threatening to choke people out. Stating how proud you are at 'cabbaging' a wrestling legend. Spamming, etc...the list goes on. But hey, after all this is still feel bad for you losing and have set up a feud with the tag team champions. This gorilla doesn't hold grudges (8-(p)
I'll make sure Reaver gets what is coming to him.
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