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Thu 24/01/02 at 18:17
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You know the nersery rhymes.. but they have been altered by moi :P

Mystique had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front

...but she didn't wear that one very often.


Iguana had a little sheepy
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.


Grix Thraves met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Grix Thraves to the Pieman, What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you (insert rude word).


SHEEPY sat on a wall
SHEEPY, SHEEPY! had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "....who cares?...."


er-no had a little lamb
He rammed it extremely hard into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's sides
and turned it's wool to nylon


Turbonutter while holding a pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was kinda gay.


Goatboy and Mystique
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Mystique forgot her pill
And now there's a lil boy called Franky.


Little Ant Blew. Hey. He needed the money (he was playing the blow football world championships obviously! :-D)

(no offence to anyone intended. I even included myself in one).

Thanks Peeps.
er-no
Thu 24/01/02 at 21:31
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Posts: 23,216
Permission to bully Ali to a reasonable degree?
Thu 24/01/02 at 21:29
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"Must lose weight"
Posts: 5,778
I would laugh, or lol, or rafl, but I don't see why the boy should be called Franky.

Why not name it after me instead?

(Tony goes away again for another month, having made it to 9:22 with just 45 seconds spare to write a quick post before going home to luvvely wife "Fate")

PS - send comments on the new navigation links to Ali. There is a little tyding still to do methinks.
Thu 24/01/02 at 21:11
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Posts: 14,738
Grix Thraves wrote:
> You forgot to change Simon to Grix Thraves, though.

Words cannot express how I feel about finding that out. :(
Thu 24/01/02 at 19:53
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Posts: 24,985
heheheheh.

Brightened my evening, that one!
Thu 24/01/02 at 19:39
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You forgot to change Simon to Grix Thraves, though.
Thu 24/01/02 at 19:34
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Posts: 14,738
Turbonutter wrote:
> *cough*

It was a random choice. No seriously, it was completely random.... soz TBN :)
Thu 24/01/02 at 19:00
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"Eff, you see, kay?"
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*cough*
Thu 24/01/02 at 18:20
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LOL!!!

Yep, LOL!!
Thu 24/01/02 at 18:19
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"Bah"
Posts: 973
LOL
MM
Thu 24/01/02 at 18:17
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"everyone says it"
Posts: 14,738
You know the nersery rhymes.. but they have been altered by moi :P

Mystique had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front

...but she didn't wear that one very often.


Iguana had a little sheepy
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.


Grix Thraves met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Grix Thraves to the Pieman, What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you (insert rude word).


SHEEPY sat on a wall
SHEEPY, SHEEPY! had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "....who cares?...."


er-no had a little lamb
He rammed it extremely hard into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's sides
and turned it's wool to nylon


Turbonutter while holding a pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was kinda gay.


Goatboy and Mystique
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Mystique forgot her pill
And now there's a lil boy called Franky.


Little Ant Blew. Hey. He needed the money (he was playing the blow football world championships obviously! :-D)

(no offence to anyone intended. I even included myself in one).

Thanks Peeps.
er-no

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