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"Ukchatfoums Nusery Rhymes."

You know the nersery rhymes.. but they have been altered by moi :P

Mystique had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front

...but she didn't wear that one very often.


Iguana had a little sheepy
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.


Grix Thraves met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Grix Thraves to the Pieman, What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you (insert rude word).


SHEEPY sat on a wall
SHEEPY, SHEEPY! had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "....who cares?...."


er-no had a little lamb
He rammed it extremely hard into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's sides
and turned it's wool to nylon


Turbonutter while holding a pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was kinda gay.


Goatboy and Mystique
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Mystique forgot her pill
And now there's a lil boy called Franky.


Little Ant Blew. Hey. He needed the money (he was playing the blow football world championships obviously! :-D)

(no offence to anyone intended. I even included myself in one).

Thanks Peeps.
er-no

If anyone is wondering, I meant those typos in the topic title. Just didn't put speech marks around them :(

I still want to know who mary is.....

VenomByte wrote:
> I'm gonna have a go at some of these....

pervy paedo pb
runs through the
> town
upstairs and downstairs
in his night gown
leering through the
> windows
spying through the lock
if the children aren't in bed
he'll flash
> them his... smile.

*er-no waves back*

'Hiya pb'

I'm gonna have a go at some of these....

pervy paedo pb
runs through the town
upstairs and downstairs
in his night gown
leering through the windows
spying through the lock
if the children aren't in bed
he'll flash them his... smile.

GasMask wrote:


:-D I love it, great stuff Joby.

GasMask. What happened to you on MSN. I want to talk about r/c cars.

HAHAHAHA

MORE!

I love them!!!

"TBN kissed the boys too, which was kinda gay.."

Or sommink

:-D I love it, great stuff Joby.

Mystique wrote:
lol
er-no,Whos mary?(first rhyme) ;oD

Again, words can not express how terribly upset I am... :-|

Two mistakes.

er-no wrote:
Goatboy and Mystique
Went up the hill
to have
> some hanky panky.
Silly Mystique forgot her pill
And now there's a lil boy
> called Franky.


lol
er-no,Whos mary?(first rhyme) ;oD

Tony wrote:
> I would laugh, or lol, or rafl, but I don't see why the boy should be called
> Franky.

Why not name it after me instead?

Tony didn't rhyme with panky! Oh and its 'rofl' not 'rafl'.

...nice to see your rare name around Mr Rainbird.

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