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"Ukchatfoums Nusery Rhymes."

You know the nersery rhymes.. but they have been altered by moi :P

Mystique had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front

...but she didn't wear that one very often.


Iguana had a little sheepy
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.


Grix Thraves met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Grix Thraves to the Pieman, What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you (insert rude word).


SHEEPY sat on a wall
SHEEPY, SHEEPY! had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "....who cares?...."


er-no had a little lamb
He rammed it extremely hard into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's sides
and turned it's wool to nylon


Turbonutter while holding a pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was kinda gay.


Goatboy and Mystique
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Mystique forgot her pill
And now there's a lil boy called Franky.


Little Ant Blew. Hey. He needed the money (he was playing the blow football world championships obviously! :-D)

(no offence to anyone intended. I even included myself in one).

Thanks Peeps.
er-no

My latest one.

'Bill Gates is a fool'.

Simple yet brilliant.

Right, last one:

Fee, Fie, Foh, Fum!
I smell the blood of an Englishman:
Be he alive or be he dead,
I’ll grind his bones and.... ah, it's Sniper.

er-no wrote:

*muffled
> laughter*

What is with me today.

VenomByte wrote:
> And another one. Because I'm that bored

Old Grix Thraves
Went to a rave
He
> didn't realise he stank;
He was on the dance floor
But they showed him the
> door,
So he went home and had a.... sandwich.

Little VenomByte Blew. Hey. He needed the money.

*muffled laughter*

"P****-cat, pussy-cat, where have you been?"
"I've been to Pembroke to visit a Queen."
"P****-cat, pussy-cat, What did you there?"
"I caught him fiddling under the chair."

And another one. Because I'm that bored

Old Grix Thraves
Went to a rave
He didn't realise he stank;
He was on the dance floor
But they showed him the door,
So he went home and had a.... sandwich.

Ant wrote:
> Hehe, love the nursery rhymes er-no. Oh, and I won that championship with my
> amazing Ant breath. {:)

Yeap. I had a Ladbrokes bet on you as well... best fo pick it up :-)

Hehe, love the nursery rhymes er-no. Oh, and I won that championship with my amazing Ant breath. {:)

nice cover story

Mystique wrote:
> I still want to know who mary is.....

Nicola didn't go, and I forgot to change it as I was typing out the original. Thats how I did it... typed out the ones I knew, then changed them. Sorry.