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"I think I've poisoned myself"

I think the milk in my ceral this morning was a little off. There was a slight sour taste to it.

Also, I now have a raging stomach ache. It's very uncomfortable.

(Being a bloke you see, when I am ill I do indeed feel the need to tell the whole world about it)

J-42 wrote:
> I think i poisened my friends, once. I feed him some tip ex.

A guy once came to my door and asked for a glass of water, I cleverly filled the glass to the top and put (more than a pinch of) salt in it!!!

He said thanks and left!!!

hahahahaha i hop u harv poysoned ureslef hahahahreaharhragarga

My friend bought a Quarter Pounder today from the Chip shop as ever and I noticed they had changed the Burgers. Looked more like a Bacon burger due its colour and the guy cooked it for alot longer.

Strange though, because my friend ate the Burger and realised that it was cold and mushy in the middle. Basically it was uncooked and raw. Still, he ate it all and shrugged when food poisoning was meantioned.

What a rockstar.

iluvchristinehamilton wrote:
> hahahahaha i hop u harv poysoned ureslef hahahahreaharhragarga


um.....do not use TXT talk, and erm....good spelling, yeah?!?!?!

what exactly is "hragarga"

i woz laffin u ideeot hahahaha see i bet u don nowot laffing is hahahahhahahah

Oh dear my Txt talk werent as bad as him in my eyes.....

If you were *laughing* why were there g's and r's in there???

I refuse to be drawn into an argument like this so I will finish it now:

This is a foeum, you can take as long as you like to type messages, therefor TXT talk is stupid as it looks stupid, it is only to save space in text messages which have a limited size. If you can type out a full message - do it, it looks much better and shows off your capability with the english language.

nice this is a 'foeum' lol

Maybe a piece of your treasured tin foil fell into your cereal and you ate it unawares.

§n][pe® wrote:
> nice this is a 'foeum' lol

yep, its like a forum but with less newbies