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"I think I've poisoned myself"

I think the milk in my ceral this morning was a little off. There was a slight sour taste to it.

Also, I now have a raging stomach ache. It's very uncomfortable.

(Being a bloke you see, when I am ill I do indeed feel the need to tell the whole world about it)

i woz laffin u ideeot hahahaha see i bet u don nowot laffing is hahahahhahahah

iluvchristinehamilton wrote:
> hahahahaha i hop u harv poysoned ureslef hahahahreaharhragarga


um.....do not use TXT talk, and erm....good spelling, yeah?!?!?!

what exactly is "hragarga"

My friend bought a Quarter Pounder today from the Chip shop as ever and I noticed they had changed the Burgers. Looked more like a Bacon burger due its colour and the guy cooked it for alot longer.

Strange though, because my friend ate the Burger and realised that it was cold and mushy in the middle. Basically it was uncooked and raw. Still, he ate it all and shrugged when food poisoning was meantioned.

What a rockstar.

hahahahaha i hop u harv poysoned ureslef hahahahreaharhragarga

J-42 wrote:
> I think i poisened my friends, once. I feed him some tip ex.

A guy once came to my door and asked for a glass of water, I cleverly filled the glass to the top and put (more than a pinch of) salt in it!!!

He said thanks and left!!!

I had poisoning. FOr an afternoon.

Had the worst, most acute pain in my side ver. For hours. Then, i was sick at the docters. I went for a p*ss and every tihng was better.

Odd.

But it hurt like hell.

So no, er, "flowing of muddy waters"?

Nope Sheepy, and indeed the stomach cramps appear to be subsiding.

It looks like I'll make a full recovery. So unfortunate, I was just about to write you into my will, too...

I think i poisened my friends, once. I feed him some tip ex.

maddmun wrote:
> i flushes muchness out of the system, and gives the minerals needed
> for your antibodies to fight the bacteria.

Proteins you need, not minerals.