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"I think I've poisoned myself"

I think the milk in my ceral this morning was a little off. There was a slight sour taste to it.

Also, I now have a raging stomach ache. It's very uncomfortable.

(Being a bloke you see, when I am ill I do indeed feel the need to tell the whole world about it)

Probably everyone here has had food poisoning at one point. It normally appears in the form of "ARGH! I've got a sore stomach.." Nausea can appear also.

Oh, and milk is a perishable "food" so could cause death, but not food poisoning, so don't worry.

never mind, I just read the "studying of milkness"

whenever I have stomach pains, I tend to drink a lot of water, this seems to work most of the time.

i flushes muchness out of the system, and gives the minerals needed for your antibodies to fight the bacteria.

Got the runs yet Venom?

maddmun wrote:
> i flushes muchness out of the system, and gives the minerals needed
> for your antibodies to fight the bacteria.

Proteins you need, not minerals.

I think i poisened my friends, once. I feed him some tip ex.

Nope Sheepy, and indeed the stomach cramps appear to be subsiding.

It looks like I'll make a full recovery. So unfortunate, I was just about to write you into my will, too...

So no, er, "flowing of muddy waters"?

I had poisoning. FOr an afternoon.

Had the worst, most acute pain in my side ver. For hours. Then, i was sick at the docters. I went for a p*ss and every tihng was better.

Odd.

But it hurt like hell.