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"Best Programme on TV"

"The Office"
Missed the original series and watched it last night.
Funniest show since Alan Partridge.

"Are all the questions about war Gareth?"
"No, I've got one on tennis and the Suez canal."

"Excellent, a huge inflatable c**k."

"You're just a couple of sad little men."
"Oh, they're sad little men? Well, he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?"

I love this program more and more.

"I'm team leader because I've got special-"
"Needs?"
"No, I'm a special-"
"Needs child?"
"You can go."

Particularly when Gareth teaches how to lift a box. And also asking where is it safe to keep a drink on your monitor.



'Here?'





'How about here?'

It's so achingly accurate to the offices I've worked in!

Fantastic programme. Monday evenings are a top night for comedy. Shame the new series of Big Train isn't quite as funny as the first one (the ultimately evil guy vacuuming his flat had me in fits), though it has it's moments.

I was surprised to see that there is a new series of Shooting Stars on BBC Choice, and Johnny Vegas is on it. Must try and catch it....

"Look, I'm the team leader"
"I don't give a f.."
"You're so immature"
"No I'm not" *starts dialling his phone*
"Gareth Keenan"
"C-ck"

'Do as you're told'

'Why, what are you gonna do, phone me?'

"I won't fire you"
"Because you can't"
"Yes I can"
"And how would you do that?"
"I'd say clear your desk and"
"You don't have the authority"
"Well I won't fire you -"
"Because you can't"
"Ok thanks, you can leave now"

I've only ever seen clips from it, and always mean to watch it, but always seem to forget.

Damn me.