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"Best Programme on TV"

"The Office"
Missed the original series and watched it last night.
Funniest show since Alan Partridge.

well all i can say is, tweenies

BEST LINE IN THE OFFICE EVER-

'and only from behind because your breath smells of onions and I didn't tell you that, did I!'

That was so funny.

Here we go, full of fantastic Office quotes.

"I wouldn't have said it on Blockbusters."

POP

The bit where Tim was making Gareth admit he was gay was very funny. Gareth had no idea what they were doing :) Can't remember exactly what they said but was very funny.

"Which Y sang 'The Only Way Is Up' with the Plastic Population?"
"Yazoo"
"No, it's Yazz."
"That's what I said."
"No, you said Yazoo."
"Yeah, but where's the cut-off point? Yazz, Yazoo...Yazooo"
"They wouldn't have accepted it on Blockbusters."
"I wouldn't have said it on Blockbusters."

"Who did you say was the leader of Cuba? Go on, tell them"
"...Fray Bentos"
"You t****r"

"What's the capital of Bourneo?"
"Don't care"
"No, it hasn't got one. Didn't get that one, did you?"

"Alright then, sport. What's the capital of Iceland?"
"Rekjavic"
"...lucky"
"Has Rekjavic been a sport long then?"
"Shut up"

"Let me give you a question."

*long pause*

"Are you still doing it?"
"Yeah, I'm just thinking... I've got the.. It was gonna be 'What D', and the answer was gonna be Dostoyevski but I can't think of a question."
"You could say 'What Russian dissident wrote House of the Dead and died in 1886?'"
"W..Would you have got it?"
"I would have had a guess, yeah."
"No prizes for guessing."

*walks off*

Comedy at its finest.

"I could list 50 things I'm better than you at."
"Like what?"
"Throwing."