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I want to use this thread to find out who has the greatest knowledge of the simpsons and basically, to discuss what episode everyone likes most.
Discuss.
TV Lady: Lisa, Bart's got something you can't learn in school...ZAZ!
Lisa: What is Zaz?
TV Lady: Zing, Zork, Kapowza, call it what you want, in any language it spells Mazooma in the bank!
Lisa: Zork!? What is Zork!?
TV Lady: I didn't say Zork.
Marge: Why didn't you tell me you were bringing home a filthy monkey?
Homer: This filthy monkey made the orange juice you are drinking
Lisa: They call her the cat lady, people say she's crazy just because she has a few-dozen cats. But can anyone who loves animals that much really be crazy? (lady gets out of house, sees Lisa, and starts throwing cats at her, and chasing her)
Lisa: The old Union Pacific doesn't come by here much anymore. (train comes past, displaying the words 'Union Pacific' on each of the 30 or so carriages, when the train fully gets past, the lady with the cats is there, still chasing her)
Ms. Hoover: "That's your trowel blade Ralph, it fell off the handle."
Ralph: "And I found it!"
Bart: "Dad, why aren't you saying anything? Where's our motorboat?"
Homer: "I didn't like it, the mast had termites"
Lisa: "Why would our motorboat have a mast?"
Homer: "Because...the thingy was.....shutup"
The simpsons used to be hillarious, its not funny anymore.
Lisa: "this is stupid"
Bart: "no you shut up"
"How many eggs did it lay in your brain?"
"Frankly one is too many"
BEAR PATROL!
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning dad.
Homer: Thank you honey.
Lisa: By you're logic, i can claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Hmm..how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh huh.
Lisa: Its just a stupid rock!
Homer: Uh huh.
Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around here, do you?
Homer: (looks around, thinks) Lisa, I wanna buy your rock.
"My son's name is also Bort"