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Tue 28/01/03 at 18:44
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no, this is not some deep thought about how he is the face of a faceless corporation but a suggestion that Bill Gates is, literally, empty, with nothing inside him.

Think about it, think of the times you have seen Bill Gates - can you see his chest moving from breathing? NO. This gives basis to the suggestion that he has no lungs.

What about stomach?? Have you ever seen him eating?? I can safely say that I haven't - NO STOMACH.
This suggests he doesn't have to eat, so therefore does not have any need for a digestive system - no intestines.

If he does not need to eat, and lets face it, this is unequivacol evidence for this fact, then he will not need blood, and if he has no blood, then things like liver and kidneys have no use.

I could go on, but I won't bore you, but it all comes to the same fact - BILL GATES HAS NOTHING INSIDE HIM.

He is completely empty, hollow, is he a robot?? maybe. Only time will tell if Gatesy is indeed a normal human being or some kind of superhuman "hollow man" or simply a robot.

always remember children:

NEVER TRUST AN EMPTY MAN
Tue 28/01/03 at 19:26
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Or gravity :-)
Tue 28/01/03 at 19:16
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His emptiness does not understand the concept of hair*style*
Tue 28/01/03 at 19:10
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Lol, you have a point mate. He has no heart, instead he has a 1.4gig processor :-) (AMD athalon, naturally - and his movements are driven by a Macintosh operating system, not Microsoft)

WHy does such a rich man cut his own hair?
Tue 28/01/03 at 19:04
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Fill him with booze! Maybe he'll get generous and give all his money to fund Sony and Nintendos work!O...r we'll find him in a gutter outside Manchester...Either way I'll sleep well tonight:D
Tue 28/01/03 at 19:00
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Cubist: sssshhhh


BEARDS.:good idea, we can use a petrol pump, but what will we fill him with??
Tue 28/01/03 at 18:58
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We should fill him up.

If we tie him down and force polyfiller down his throat until he goes all rigid, then we'll either have filled his emptiness, or caused rigor mortis.

Either way, our work here will have been done.
Tue 28/01/03 at 18:55
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Cubist? Long time no see.
Tue 28/01/03 at 18:54
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Emmmm it's very Interesting however there are lots of reasons that go against what you say. For example you can't even see me move in most polo necks so Bill Gates chest is probably not moved in years. And maybe he just has bad table manners he doesn't want you too know about? All in all it is far fetched but I will never trust him again.
Tue 28/01/03 at 18:44
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no, this is not some deep thought about how he is the face of a faceless corporation but a suggestion that Bill Gates is, literally, empty, with nothing inside him.

Think about it, think of the times you have seen Bill Gates - can you see his chest moving from breathing? NO. This gives basis to the suggestion that he has no lungs.

What about stomach?? Have you ever seen him eating?? I can safely say that I haven't - NO STOMACH.
This suggests he doesn't have to eat, so therefore does not have any need for a digestive system - no intestines.

If he does not need to eat, and lets face it, this is unequivacol evidence for this fact, then he will not need blood, and if he has no blood, then things like liver and kidneys have no use.

I could go on, but I won't bore you, but it all comes to the same fact - BILL GATES HAS NOTHING INSIDE HIM.

He is completely empty, hollow, is he a robot?? maybe. Only time will tell if Gatesy is indeed a normal human being or some kind of superhuman "hollow man" or simply a robot.

always remember children:

NEVER TRUST AN EMPTY MAN

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