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"Bill Gates is empty"

no, this is not some deep thought about how he is the face of a faceless corporation but a suggestion that Bill Gates is, literally, empty, with nothing inside him.

Think about it, think of the times you have seen Bill Gates - can you see his chest moving from breathing? NO. This gives basis to the suggestion that he has no lungs.

What about stomach?? Have you ever seen him eating?? I can safely say that I haven't - NO STOMACH.
This suggests he doesn't have to eat, so therefore does not have any need for a digestive system - no intestines.

If he does not need to eat, and lets face it, this is unequivacol evidence for this fact, then he will not need blood, and if he has no blood, then things like liver and kidneys have no use.

I could go on, but I won't bore you, but it all comes to the same fact - BILL GATES HAS NOTHING INSIDE HIM.

He is completely empty, hollow, is he a robot?? maybe. Only time will tell if Gatesy is indeed a normal human being or some kind of superhuman "hollow man" or simply a robot.

always remember children:

NEVER TRUST AN EMPTY MAN

Bill Gates: About to Eat. http://cplyon.ca/matsumoto/ryan_tgs_pics/bill_placemat.jpg

Bill Gates: Eating.
Bill Gates: Eating. http://www.bitstorm.org/gates/splash3.jpg

I haven't seen you not eating either........

eeerrrrr

have you seen me eating?

:-P

Fuzzy wrote:
> Memorandum wrote:
> His emptiness has a wife and three children!!!
>
> No, they're just advanced robots with Windows installed.
>
> The children are goths and rebels, the wife is lazy, always argue and
> isn't compatible with such upgrades as
>
> :Windows Wife-e Service Pack 1 : Dishes
>
> (I'm not chauvinistic, honest ;))
>
> All in good humour :D


So the wife and kids are empty too??

It's all a conspiracy, a conspiracy I tell you!!!


*gets pulled away by men in white coats*


A CONSPIRACY!!!!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!

Hey Beards, ban that memorandumb guy.

Memorandum wrote:
> His emptiness has a wife and three children!!!

No, they're just advanced robots with Windows installed.

The children are goths and rebels, the wife is lazy, always argue and isn't compatible with such upgrades as

:Windows Wife-e Service Pack 1 : Dishes

(I'm not chauvinistic, honest ;))

All in good humour :D

His emptiness has a wife and three children!!!

Children?

Nah, concrete would make him too heavy. The floors in his nice new house would be ruined. Think about his Family!

His poor family. His children have probably inherited his hair.

Memorandum wrote:
> Cubist: sssshhhh
>
>
> BEARDS.:good idea, we can use a petrol pump, but what will we fill him
> with??

by the way, i forgot to say something here:

I don't know if polyfiller is suitable for this kind of operation, maybe concrete would be better.