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"I Left Skidmarks...;-)"

Thats right, I am the road wh0re.

My Dad took me out to teach me driving for the first time in a big old Mondeo.

So he explained it all and I took it all in like a pro. Then I put my foot down and we roared off onto the other side of the Industrial site.

"Is that your son?" asked a lady with her husband standing by her.

"Yes" anwsered my Dad.

"He's bloody good"

I just took the compliment like I knew I was the God of the highway.

My Dad then tells me I'm so good that he's taking me on the Motorway. So as you do I agreed and off I went in the Mondeo ruling everything the tires touched.

Not really, I actually done pretty crap.

"BREAK! BREAK!"...*stalls*

Hey you started the stearing crap part.

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Yep.
>
> Aim...Aim...FIRE!
>
> YEAH! Take that Mickey!

I've said it before and I'll say it again....

You scare Me

Memorandum wrote:
> me too, oh well can only hope for a topic like that in the future I
> suppose...

I can make your dreams come true.

maddmun wrote:
> WHen i read the topic title I thought you meant, skidmarks of the,
> umm... rectum kind.....

me too, oh well can only hope for a topic like that in the future I suppose...

Yep.

Aim...Aim...FIRE!

YEAH! Take that Mickey!

I meant your.

Honest.

steering you're ummm.. crap?

I got this plastic plate with Mickey Mouse on to practice steering. It's laying infront of me.

:|

*reads post*

Oh, ah.
That's alright then.....

Exactly ;-)