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"Your job"

Yeah changed my name, got bored. Any way i was just thinking for all you working ladz out there what is your job? I'll start i'm a dishwasher in a local pub and i earn £3 an hour plus tips. but i'm getting a pay rise soon.

Ps i've a Playstation for sale check the pushing the borders of reality post. I want to know wheater you would be prepared to pay that much.

Exactly.
A morbid look of horror on her face, we pretend to be shocked and then collapse in fits of laughter whilst she hits you going "Shut up"

Or if the fart is direct in someones face.

Victoian: women should be seen and not heard.

Goatboy wrote:
> Women don't understand that someone farting will never, ever not be funny.

Especially when you laugh at them for letting one go!!

Craw wrote:
> I have to force mine out of bed every morning and drop her to work on my way.

>She continuously makes me late every day even though I set the alarm earlier and earlier!

>Something to do with makeup I suspect..

My wonderful wife phones me at work all the time, occassionally cooks (after informing various emegency services), never makes me late and has mastered the art of make-up in 10 minutes...

I on the other hand... Never phones her, am bored with cooking and takes me 20 mins in the bathroom!!

I thinks it's 90's man syndrome... time to go back to the 50's!!

Typical Bloke Moment:
(Tallulah won't understand)

4 of us in rehearsals all arguing about percetange points etc.
Singer "Oh wait wait wait"
Silence descends
He leans imperceptibly to one side, face screwed up
A massive, cloth shredding fart.

A moments silence

Then appluase and "Yay!" from the rest of us.
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And EVERY bloke here has done the same.
Women don't understand that someone farting will never, ever not be funny.

Hide it. Then she will either stay in or leave the house with out it. More than likely the first one.

I have to force mine out of bed every morning and drop her to work on my way.

She continuously makes me late every day even though I set the alarm earlier and earlier!

Something to do with makeup I suspect..

Your wife phones you? do you have a good relationship?

Goatboy wrote:
> Yeah.

This morning I woke up, drank tea and smoked, pulled on whatever
> clothes were to hand and got to work.

I've had two days in a row in which I've left the house for work 10 minutes after getting out of bed.

I have a wife, she should wake me up with a big breakfast every morning, should she not?

No, she phone's me up at 9 telling me she's just woken up.

Something very wrong there.