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Yeah changed my name, got bored. Any way i was just thinking for all you working ladz out there what is your job? I'll start i'm a dishwasher in a local pub and i earn £3 an hour plus tips. but i'm getting a pay rise soon.
Ps i've a Playstation for sale check the pushing the borders of reality post. I want to know wheater you would be prepared to pay that much.
Ps i've a Playstation for sale check the pushing the borders of reality post. I want to know wheater you would be prepared to pay that much.
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I have no idea. I think it just hid in a little hole under a cupboard.
I didn't tell the missus but there were several frantic phone calls back home from that trip I tell ya.
Of course it would have been MY fault had the animal not made it.
I didn't tell the missus but there were several frantic phone calls back home from that trip I tell ya.
Of course it would have been MY fault had the animal not made it.
Ok some what of the subject of women. It is true 'only fools and horses work'.
They lost it for 6 days?
Did it have adventures and befriended by a puppy?
Did it have adventures and befriended by a puppy?
You're right. I look after the stinkin little rat.
Still she dont know that when we went back to france last my folks looked after it and lost it for 6 days. On the day of return they found the little b****r.
Babies?! *Shudders*
Still she dont know that when we went back to france last my folks looked after it and lost it for 6 days. On the day of return they found the little b****r.
Babies?! *Shudders*
"Well dear, if you want to be the size of Belgium for months, get piles and varicose veins. Then there's the pain and the blood and the stitches.
And then the sleepless nights and changing the nappies for a couple of years. The sagging and the stretchmarks...if that's what you want babe, sure."
And they go quiet and suggest a dog.
And then the sleepless nights and changing the nappies for a couple of years. The sagging and the stretchmarks...if that's what you want babe, sure."
And they go quiet and suggest a dog.
How there minds works we'll never know.
Now that's another bad combination... Women/Wives and pets... Bad move...
They hassle you for a cat... Yes Dear!! 3 weeks later who's feeding it etc.. us
They hassle you for a Hamster... Again, 3 weeks later who's looking after it etc... yeap.. us
She wants a Dog... You say NO!, after weeks of negotioation, you agree knowing damn well that after 3 weeks, you'll be walking it and feeding it etc...
Then they wonder why you freak when they ask for a baby!!:-)
They hassle you for a cat... Yes Dear!! 3 weeks later who's feeding it etc.. us
They hassle you for a Hamster... Again, 3 weeks later who's looking after it etc... yeap.. us
She wants a Dog... You say NO!, after weeks of negotioation, you agree knowing damn well that after 3 weeks, you'll be walking it and feeding it etc...
Then they wonder why you freak when they ask for a baby!!:-)
Fart behind the cage. Firstly the lady will believe the hamster did and secondly it might kill the hamster so you would have to clean it out every week.
Tyla wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Women don't understand that someone farting will never,
> ever not be funny.
>Especially when you laugh at them for letting one go!!
My misses does actually laugh.. usually cos I've blamed the hamster though...
Note: the hamster in the cage, not in the place where farts come from
> Goatboy wrote:
> Women don't understand that someone farting will never,
> ever not be funny.
>Especially when you laugh at them for letting one go!!
My misses does actually laugh.. usually cos I've blamed the hamster though...
Note: the hamster in the cage, not in the place where farts come from
sometimes laughing after a fart makes you fart some more. Double the fun.
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