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On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
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On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Page: