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On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
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I despair of the human race if we need those to avoid stopping random blades with our genitals. Very funny, though.
When on fire do not forget to ask for help.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Wheredya get these from
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Wheredya get these from
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On a packet of TESCO's bacon
To grill- Put in grill.
To grill- Put in grill.
I saw a funny one while doing technology at school a few years back.
just picture safety tips thingy.
had a stick man poking another stick man up the rear with a chiesel with a red cross going through it. Hillarouis at the time...
just picture safety tips thingy.
had a stick man poking another stick man up the rear with a chiesel with a red cross going through it. Hillarouis at the time...
if we are talking about funny warnings insructions the best is on a ,atch box i saw.
it was a picture stick man of a stick man with his arm on fire with a line through.
Message meant to be put through, "Do Not put matche near arm, you could catch on fire" but it is too funny to take serious
it was a picture stick man of a stick man with his arm on fire with a line through.
Message meant to be put through, "Do Not put matche near arm, you could catch on fire" but it is too funny to take serious
Hmmm.. there was a funny one in the Japanese manual of the GBA which consisted of pictures... (thats how I understood it)
'Do not put GBA in fridge'
Ahhh... Nintendo.
'Do not put GBA in fridge'
Ahhh... Nintendo.
VenomByte wrote:
> On a Swedish chain saw:
> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
> genitals."
LOL! :-D
> On a Swedish chain saw:
> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
> genitals."
LOL! :-D
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