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Mon 14/01/02 at 00:08
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Posts: 787
On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's children's cough medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of peanuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Mon 14/01/02 at 00:08
Regular
"smile, it's free"
Posts: 6,460
On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's children's cough medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of peanuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Mon 14/01/02 at 00:14
Regular
Posts: 18,775
lol
Mon 14/01/02 at 00:15
Regular
"funky blitzkreig"
Posts: 2,540
VenomByte wrote:
> On a Swedish chain saw:
> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
> genitals."

LOL! :-D
Mon 14/01/02 at 00:20
Posts: 0
Very funny Mr. Byte
Mon 14/01/02 at 00:43
Regular
"everyone says it"
Posts: 14,738
Hmmm.. there was a funny one in the Japanese manual of the GBA which consisted of pictures... (thats how I understood it)

'Do not put GBA in fridge'


Ahhh... Nintendo.
Mon 14/01/02 at 00:53
Posts: 0
if we are talking about funny warnings insructions the best is on a ,atch box i saw.

it was a picture stick man of a stick man with his arm on fire with a line through.

Message meant to be put through, "Do Not put matche near arm, you could catch on fire" but it is too funny to take serious
Mon 14/01/02 at 01:07
Regular
Posts: 15,579
I saw a funny one while doing technology at school a few years back.

just picture safety tips thingy.

had a stick man poking another stick man up the rear with a chiesel with a red cross going through it. Hillarouis at the time...
Mon 14/01/02 at 02:02
Posts: 0
i think i've seen that one
Mon 14/01/02 at 07:06
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"++ Anti Antler ++"
Posts: 567
On a packet of TESCO's bacon
To grill- Put in grill.
Mon 14/01/02 at 08:47
"slightlyshortertagl"
Posts: 10,759
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Wheredya get these from
?????????

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