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"I'M SCARED OF KETCHUP......!"

Does anybody else, or do any of you know anybody who has a really strange phobia?? I can't stand ketchup and I have a friend scared of lollipop sticks.... I've heard of people being scared of buttons - but is there anyone who's heard of a better one???

As opposed to what? Death by being rained on by a mountain of gold?

Not glamourous, but more the world's greatest irony. Search for wealth and power all your life, you find it and it kills you.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> There is no such thing as a glamourous death.

Surely some would be more glamourous than others?? For example - death by human excrement is a bit lowly.....

There is no such thing as a glamourous death.

FantasyMeister wrote:
> By anything, full stop. Call me mad, but the thought of ending my
> life on this Earth by becoming a snack just doesn't appeal.

I'd rather that than die slowly - and we all end up as insect snacks anyway - if you get buried.... I wanna go glamourously....

By anything, full stop. Call me mad, but the thought of ending my life on this Earth by becoming a snack just doesn't appeal.

FantasyMeister wrote:
> I have an irrational fear of being eaten alive.

By anything in particular?? Have you ever seen 'The Mummy' with all those scarab beetles?? they really do terrify me....

I have an irrational fear of being eaten alive.

A painless death, perhaps, but still not a pleasant one. Quite possibly the most horrific way to die.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> LOVELY LOLLY wrote:
> Bloody hell - that's imaginative!! Jacko taken up swimming now then
> has he??
>
> Did you know that the power in a Great White Sharks jaw can exert
> biting pressure of several tonnes per square centimetre?
>
> Getting bitten by such a powerful beast is like getting cut up by a
> hundred knives moving with the momentum of a Ford Jeep at 60mph.
>
> And yet it causes no pain at all.

Well then, if I'm gonna go - then it's gonna have to be like that!!! WOW!!

LOVELY LOLLY wrote:
> Bloody hell - that's imaginative!! Jacko taken up swimming now then
> has he??

Did you know that the power in a Great White Sharks jaw can exert biting pressure of several tonnes per square centimetre?

Getting bitten by such a powerful beast is like getting cut up by a hundred knives moving with the momentum of a Ford Jeep at 60mph.

And yet it causes no pain at all.