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"I'M SCARED OF KETCHUP......!"

Does anybody else, or do any of you know anybody who has a really strange phobia?? I can't stand ketchup and I have a friend scared of lollipop sticks.... I've heard of people being scared of buttons - but is there anyone who's heard of a better one???

Insane Bartender wrote:
> LOVELY LOLLY wrote:
> Bloody hell - that's imaginative!! Jacko taken up swimming now then
> has he??
>
> Did you know that the power in a Great White Sharks jaw can exert
> biting pressure of several tonnes per square centimetre?
>
> Getting bitten by such a powerful beast is like getting cut up by a
> hundred knives moving with the momentum of a Ford Jeep at 60mph.
>
> And yet it causes no pain at all.

Well then, if I'm gonna go - then it's gonna have to be like that!!! WOW!!

A painless death, perhaps, but still not a pleasant one. Quite possibly the most horrific way to die.

I have an irrational fear of being eaten alive.

FantasyMeister wrote:
> I have an irrational fear of being eaten alive.

By anything in particular?? Have you ever seen 'The Mummy' with all those scarab beetles?? they really do terrify me....

By anything, full stop. Call me mad, but the thought of ending my life on this Earth by becoming a snack just doesn't appeal.

FantasyMeister wrote:
> By anything, full stop. Call me mad, but the thought of ending my
> life on this Earth by becoming a snack just doesn't appeal.

I'd rather that than die slowly - and we all end up as insect snacks anyway - if you get buried.... I wanna go glamourously....

There is no such thing as a glamourous death.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> There is no such thing as a glamourous death.

Surely some would be more glamourous than others?? For example - death by human excrement is a bit lowly.....

As opposed to what? Death by being rained on by a mountain of gold?

Not glamourous, but more the world's greatest irony. Search for wealth and power all your life, you find it and it kills you.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> As opposed to what? Death by being rained on by a mountain of gold?
>
> Not glamourous, but more the world's greatest irony. Search for wealth
> and power all your life, you find it and it kills you.

Not glam - but more so - you know - like oyu could be suffocated in silk or die at 'y'know - the vital moment' - i wouldn't really mind that