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Sat 12/01/02 at 14:44
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Why is it that people think you're mad or have something missing when you talk to your cat or dog?

I know that the animal doesn't have the intellect to learn a whole different species' language, and so they probably don't know what you're talking about - but get this: the animal talks to us too!! In fact the reason we talk back to them is because they talk to us in the first place!

Scenario:

"Meooow!"

"Shut up"

"Meooooow! Meeeowwwww!

"What do you want?"

"Meeow?"

"Do you want food?"

"Meoooww!!"

>Opens can of canned yuck, spoons into bowl, places down for cat<

"Eat it then!"

"Meeoooww"

"Look, I've you've asked for food, now eat it!"

"Meeow.."

>Cat starts to walk off<

"Come back and eat your food!"

>Picks up cat, places on front of food, cat walks off< x 3

"Meeoooooooaaaaoooaaaaaoww"

"Oh meooww to you too"

"Meeooow"

"Meeooow"

"Meooooooow!

>Cat starts eating food<


Scenario ends, confusion epidemic complete...

Now, do you think that other cats/animals tell each other or laugh when they see another animal/cat talking to a human? Would they say something like "Meeoowwwwwgrrrr rssssss sqssuaaaowwwwww >low pitch growling<" which would of course translate to
"They can't understand you, go catch a mouse or eat some grass you stupid thing" ?

Do you talk to your pet? Does it talk to you?

Anyway,

Meeow
Sun 13/01/02 at 21:26
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my aunts got a parote that talks a bit, but he's a bit aggressive.
Sun 13/01/02 at 19:04
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I'm trying to teach my cat that "jump up" actually means I want her to jump up. But she's 14 years old, and you know what they say, you can't teach an old dog (cat) new tricks

Other than that, I talk to her all the time, she usually just gives me hacky looks though

And that scene with the food is SO true!
Sun 13/01/02 at 18:32
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My dog and I understand each other by nodding a certain amount of times.
Sat 12/01/02 at 23:02
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heh,i've got this mate who taught his dog to only understand german and now his mum cant control it!

hur hur...well it was funny when..oh forget it,it was a you had to be there kinda jokes.
Sat 12/01/02 at 22:55
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VenomByte wrote:
> Carlsberg don't make dogs, but if they did, they would probably be the best dogs
> in the world.

heh nice one.

Leeds Newcastle on at the moment and not a talking cat in sight.
Sat 12/01/02 at 21:30
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my hamster talks to me occasionally when he is eating his food
Sat 12/01/02 at 20:16
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My dog is annoying!! He can almost talk you know!!
Sat 12/01/02 at 20:13
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My dog scratches the door as soon as I let her in or out aswell. I think its something the dogs have evolved over the thousands of years, just to annoy humans.
Sat 12/01/02 at 20:11
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interessting.
Sat 12/01/02 at 19:41
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"Want a cd key.."
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Heh, doorbell. My dog would scratch it for fun :o)

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