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"I Leave Ye with a Riddle..."

Basically someone posts a riddle, if you know the answer, you post the answer along with another riddle. You'll recieve 1 point for each one you get right, the names will be place on the score board, in the order of the most points.

Rules
1. Only one answer per member per question.
2. Once a question gets five wrong answers a new one will be set.
3. If a riddle isn't solved after a day, a new one will be set.
4. Don't use the Internet to find the answer. However, if you're to set the question, you may.
5. I'll decide who gets the point (by this, I mean, if you argue with me, I'll reset your score)
6. You can ask questions, within reason.
7. Rules 1 and 2 are lifted if the riddle contains a good few paragraphs.
8. If a riddle needs to be set, anyone can set them.


Current riddle:
[B]Please set a question
Current answer(s) to be checked:
N/A[/B]



[B]Scores:
Chaos - 5
Biggie Little Jr - 3
tnc - 2
Sunflower - 2
Revolver Ocelot - 2
Grandprix - 2
Grix Thraves - 2
Bob_The_Moose - 2
@ngeI - 1
Timmargh - 1

That wouldn't have worked unless you had heard one of those stupid jokes before.

Chaos wrote:
> Oh dear...
>
> But I don't get the first one.

Watch a blonde on the beach looking at dog owners throwing frisbees for their pets. Then throw a frisbee at the blonde and see what she does next...

Oh dear...

But I don't get the first one.

Frisbees hurt my teeth and I play hide and seek solo for fun.
My reflection is a stranger to me and I can't dial 911.
What am I?

Answer: Blonde

The riddle consists of bits of four blonde jokes:

Why don't blondes play frisbee? It hurts their teeth.
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
A blonde cop pulls over a speeding blonde driver and asks for ID. The blonde driver pulls out a mirror and says "This is a picture of me." The blonde cop looks at the mirror and says: "If you'd told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over for speeding in the first place."
Why can't blondes dial 911? They can't find the 'eleven' on the phone.

Come on! I want to know!

Must be an [I]essay!

Biggie Little Jr wrote:
> I don't suppose it someone who's drunk?

and.. nope. (Answer to follow, typing it now)

Timmargh wrote:
> The drummer from ZZ Top?


Nope.

I don't suppose it someone who's drunk?

The drummer from ZZ Top?

Chaos wrote:
> Surely it's a dog.

Nope, 2 more guesses.

Clue: Don't think out of the box, think out of the bottle