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Scene One - The Night
Jennifer: MWA, it is time.
MWA: Time for what?
Jennifer: For use to make raw love in the Kitchen.
MWA: Ok.
*They make raw love in the Kitchen*
Scene Two - The Morning
*Buffy bursts in*
Buffy: OH HIYA!
MWA: ARGH!
Jennifer: Oh saucy...
Buffy: Oh my god! How could you make raw love to someone else in the same place that we once did!
Jennifer: WHy don't you join in...hunni.
Buffy: Never in a million years! I thought MWA was to love me and only me forever! Now I shall slay myself as if I were a crazy Pube!
MWA: Don't do it Buffy!
*She slays herself*
Buffy: I am dead.
Jennifer: Now this is what I call hardcore.
MWA: Buffy! Now you will turn into a Crazy pube! ARGHHHHH!
Jennifer: ARGHHHH!
Buffy: *Blood curdling gargle*
Scene Three - Buffy's Funeral.
Azul: We witness here today the death of a crazy Pube slayer. She will be buried and then forgotten. Is that clear?
MWA: Yes very clear.
*She is buried*
Scene Four - MWA's Toilet
Jennifer: Come on! I need a crap!
MWA: Ok, ok, I'm hurrying here *strains*.
*a scream is heard from the bathroom*
Jennifer: MWA! WHAT IS IT?!?
MWA: You know Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer gave me a number 0?
Jennifer: No...actually now you talk fo it I wondered why it looked so big.
MWA: No that's just natural. Anyway, they're growing back and they could prove life threatning to anyone near me any second!
Jennifer: How do you know this?
MWA: The good Pube told me.
Jennifer: Oh...
MWA: Yes and now we cannot rid of the evil Pubes because Buffy is dead!
*The doorbell rings*
Jennifer: I'll get it.
*She goes downstairs*
Jennifer: Oh hi Azul what do you want?
Azul: A crazy sex session.
Jennifer: Ok.
Scene Five - Later on.
MWA: Help me! THEY HAVE GROWN BACK THICKER!
*Jennifer puts her dress back on*
Jennifer: I'm coming MWA!
MWA: QUICK! GET A LIGHTER! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
*Azul walks up the stairs smoking*
Azul: Oh yeah, that was some gooooood stuff.
Jennifer: Quick, give me that fag!
Azul: What this one?
Jennifer: No, Hercules.
*She grabs Hercules*
Azul: Where the hell did he come from?
Jennifer: Oh didn't you know...he was watching the whole time.
Azul: *cringes* So he saw the...
Jennifer: Yes, and so did I.
*MWA Screams*
*Suddenly a Pube pops through the bathrooms keyhole*
Azul: WOAH! That's one thick Pube!
Pube: What did you call me?
Azul: Thick.
*Pube Kills him*
Jennifer: ARGH! Don't mutilate me! I have something to offer you!
*Pube Kills her*
Hercules: I AM HERCULES!
*Pube Kills him*
*Pube pops back through keyhole*
Scene Six - Back In The Bathroom.
MWA: I've had enough of you. Because of you I have lost my two movie star lovers and now you shall die!
*Pulls out a Mach 3*
Pube: NO! NOT THE MACH 3! ANYTHING BUT THE MACH 3 WITH TRIPLE BLADE SYSTEM, GREAT FOR THE CLEANEST SHAVE!
MWA: Oh yes! Now you shall die!
*Pube pops back through Keyhole*
Pube: Catch me if you can!
*MWA trips over bodys outside Bathroom*
MWA: You'll never get away with this crazy Pube!
Pube: Next stop...ASDA!
MWA: Noooooooo! My Mum works there!
Jennifer: MWA, it is time.
MWA: Time for what?
Jennifer: For use to make raw love in the Kitchen.
MWA: Ok.
*They make raw love in the Kitchen*
Scene Two - The Morning
*Buffy bursts in*
Buffy: OH HIYA!
MWA: ARGH!
Jennifer: Oh saucy...
Buffy: Oh my god! How could you make raw love to someone else in the same place that we once did!
Jennifer: WHy don't you join in...hunni.
Buffy: Never in a million years! I thought MWA was to love me and only me forever! Now I shall slay myself as if I were a crazy Pube!
MWA: Don't do it Buffy!
*She slays herself*
Buffy: I am dead.
Jennifer: Now this is what I call hardcore.
MWA: Buffy! Now you will turn into a Crazy pube! ARGHHHHH!
Jennifer: ARGHHHH!
Buffy: *Blood curdling gargle*
Scene Three - Buffy's Funeral.
Azul: We witness here today the death of a crazy Pube slayer. She will be buried and then forgotten. Is that clear?
MWA: Yes very clear.
*She is buried*
Scene Four - MWA's Toilet
Jennifer: Come on! I need a crap!
MWA: Ok, ok, I'm hurrying here *strains*.
*a scream is heard from the bathroom*
Jennifer: MWA! WHAT IS IT?!?
MWA: You know Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer gave me a number 0?
Jennifer: No...actually now you talk fo it I wondered why it looked so big.
MWA: No that's just natural. Anyway, they're growing back and they could prove life threatning to anyone near me any second!
Jennifer: How do you know this?
MWA: The good Pube told me.
Jennifer: Oh...
MWA: Yes and now we cannot rid of the evil Pubes because Buffy is dead!
*The doorbell rings*
Jennifer: I'll get it.
*She goes downstairs*
Jennifer: Oh hi Azul what do you want?
Azul: A crazy sex session.
Jennifer: Ok.
Scene Five - Later on.
MWA: Help me! THEY HAVE GROWN BACK THICKER!
*Jennifer puts her dress back on*
Jennifer: I'm coming MWA!
MWA: QUICK! GET A LIGHTER! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
*Azul walks up the stairs smoking*
Azul: Oh yeah, that was some gooooood stuff.
Jennifer: Quick, give me that fag!
Azul: What this one?
Jennifer: No, Hercules.
*She grabs Hercules*
Azul: Where the hell did he come from?
Jennifer: Oh didn't you know...he was watching the whole time.
Azul: *cringes* So he saw the...
Jennifer: Yes, and so did I.
*MWA Screams*
*Suddenly a Pube pops through the bathrooms keyhole*
Azul: WOAH! That's one thick Pube!
Pube: What did you call me?
Azul: Thick.
*Pube Kills him*
Jennifer: ARGH! Don't mutilate me! I have something to offer you!
*Pube Kills her*
Hercules: I AM HERCULES!
*Pube Kills him*
*Pube pops back through keyhole*
Scene Six - Back In The Bathroom.
MWA: I've had enough of you. Because of you I have lost my two movie star lovers and now you shall die!
*Pulls out a Mach 3*
Pube: NO! NOT THE MACH 3! ANYTHING BUT THE MACH 3 WITH TRIPLE BLADE SYSTEM, GREAT FOR THE CLEANEST SHAVE!
MWA: Oh yes! Now you shall die!
*Pube pops back through Keyhole*
Pube: Catch me if you can!
*MWA trips over bodys outside Bathroom*
MWA: You'll never get away with this crazy Pube!
Pube: Next stop...ASDA!
MWA: Noooooooo! My Mum works there!
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Fantastic.
And you snuck me in there, YeY
Hoo yeah, c'mere Jenni hunny....
And you snuck me in there, YeY
Hoo yeah, c'mere Jenni hunny....
lol, that was funnier than the first!
Scene One - The Night
Jennifer: MWA, it is time.
MWA: Time for what?
Jennifer: For use to make raw love in the Kitchen.
MWA: Ok.
*They make raw love in the Kitchen*
Scene Two - The Morning
*Buffy bursts in*
Buffy: OH HIYA!
MWA: ARGH!
Jennifer: Oh saucy...
Buffy: Oh my god! How could you make raw love to someone else in the same place that we once did!
Jennifer: WHy don't you join in...hunni.
Buffy: Never in a million years! I thought MWA was to love me and only me forever! Now I shall slay myself as if I were a crazy Pube!
MWA: Don't do it Buffy!
*She slays herself*
Buffy: I am dead.
Jennifer: Now this is what I call hardcore.
MWA: Buffy! Now you will turn into a Crazy pube! ARGHHHHH!
Jennifer: ARGHHHH!
Buffy: *Blood curdling gargle*
Scene Three - Buffy's Funeral.
Azul: We witness here today the death of a crazy Pube slayer. She will be buried and then forgotten. Is that clear?
MWA: Yes very clear.
*She is buried*
Scene Four - MWA's Toilet
Jennifer: Come on! I need a crap!
MWA: Ok, ok, I'm hurrying here *strains*.
*a scream is heard from the bathroom*
Jennifer: MWA! WHAT IS IT?!?
MWA: You know Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer gave me a number 0?
Jennifer: No...actually now you talk fo it I wondered why it looked so big.
MWA: No that's just natural. Anyway, they're growing back and they could prove life threatning to anyone near me any second!
Jennifer: How do you know this?
MWA: The good Pube told me.
Jennifer: Oh...
MWA: Yes and now we cannot rid of the evil Pubes because Buffy is dead!
*The doorbell rings*
Jennifer: I'll get it.
*She goes downstairs*
Jennifer: Oh hi Azul what do you want?
Azul: A crazy sex session.
Jennifer: Ok.
Scene Five - Later on.
MWA: Help me! THEY HAVE GROWN BACK THICKER!
*Jennifer puts her dress back on*
Jennifer: I'm coming MWA!
MWA: QUICK! GET A LIGHTER! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
*Azul walks up the stairs smoking*
Azul: Oh yeah, that was some gooooood stuff.
Jennifer: Quick, give me that fag!
Azul: What this one?
Jennifer: No, Hercules.
*She grabs Hercules*
Azul: Where the hell did he come from?
Jennifer: Oh didn't you know...he was watching the whole time.
Azul: *cringes* So he saw the...
Jennifer: Yes, and so did I.
*MWA Screams*
*Suddenly a Pube pops through the bathrooms keyhole*
Azul: WOAH! That's one thick Pube!
Pube: What did you call me?
Azul: Thick.
*Pube Kills him*
Jennifer: ARGH! Don't mutilate me! I have something to offer you!
*Pube Kills her*
Hercules: I AM HERCULES!
*Pube Kills him*
*Pube pops back through keyhole*
Scene Six - Back In The Bathroom.
MWA: I've had enough of you. Because of you I have lost my two movie star lovers and now you shall die!
*Pulls out a Mach 3*
Pube: NO! NOT THE MACH 3! ANYTHING BUT THE MACH 3 WITH TRIPLE BLADE SYSTEM, GREAT FOR THE CLEANEST SHAVE!
MWA: Oh yes! Now you shall die!
*Pube pops back through Keyhole*
Pube: Catch me if you can!
*MWA trips over bodys outside Bathroom*
MWA: You'll never get away with this crazy Pube!
Pube: Next stop...ASDA!
MWA: Noooooooo! My Mum works there!
Jennifer: MWA, it is time.
MWA: Time for what?
Jennifer: For use to make raw love in the Kitchen.
MWA: Ok.
*They make raw love in the Kitchen*
Scene Two - The Morning
*Buffy bursts in*
Buffy: OH HIYA!
MWA: ARGH!
Jennifer: Oh saucy...
Buffy: Oh my god! How could you make raw love to someone else in the same place that we once did!
Jennifer: WHy don't you join in...hunni.
Buffy: Never in a million years! I thought MWA was to love me and only me forever! Now I shall slay myself as if I were a crazy Pube!
MWA: Don't do it Buffy!
*She slays herself*
Buffy: I am dead.
Jennifer: Now this is what I call hardcore.
MWA: Buffy! Now you will turn into a Crazy pube! ARGHHHHH!
Jennifer: ARGHHHH!
Buffy: *Blood curdling gargle*
Scene Three - Buffy's Funeral.
Azul: We witness here today the death of a crazy Pube slayer. She will be buried and then forgotten. Is that clear?
MWA: Yes very clear.
*She is buried*
Scene Four - MWA's Toilet
Jennifer: Come on! I need a crap!
MWA: Ok, ok, I'm hurrying here *strains*.
*a scream is heard from the bathroom*
Jennifer: MWA! WHAT IS IT?!?
MWA: You know Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer gave me a number 0?
Jennifer: No...actually now you talk fo it I wondered why it looked so big.
MWA: No that's just natural. Anyway, they're growing back and they could prove life threatning to anyone near me any second!
Jennifer: How do you know this?
MWA: The good Pube told me.
Jennifer: Oh...
MWA: Yes and now we cannot rid of the evil Pubes because Buffy is dead!
*The doorbell rings*
Jennifer: I'll get it.
*She goes downstairs*
Jennifer: Oh hi Azul what do you want?
Azul: A crazy sex session.
Jennifer: Ok.
Scene Five - Later on.
MWA: Help me! THEY HAVE GROWN BACK THICKER!
*Jennifer puts her dress back on*
Jennifer: I'm coming MWA!
MWA: QUICK! GET A LIGHTER! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
*Azul walks up the stairs smoking*
Azul: Oh yeah, that was some gooooood stuff.
Jennifer: Quick, give me that fag!
Azul: What this one?
Jennifer: No, Hercules.
*She grabs Hercules*
Azul: Where the hell did he come from?
Jennifer: Oh didn't you know...he was watching the whole time.
Azul: *cringes* So he saw the...
Jennifer: Yes, and so did I.
*MWA Screams*
*Suddenly a Pube pops through the bathrooms keyhole*
Azul: WOAH! That's one thick Pube!
Pube: What did you call me?
Azul: Thick.
*Pube Kills him*
Jennifer: ARGH! Don't mutilate me! I have something to offer you!
*Pube Kills her*
Hercules: I AM HERCULES!
*Pube Kills him*
*Pube pops back through keyhole*
Scene Six - Back In The Bathroom.
MWA: I've had enough of you. Because of you I have lost my two movie star lovers and now you shall die!
*Pulls out a Mach 3*
Pube: NO! NOT THE MACH 3! ANYTHING BUT THE MACH 3 WITH TRIPLE BLADE SYSTEM, GREAT FOR THE CLEANEST SHAVE!
MWA: Oh yes! Now you shall die!
*Pube pops back through Keyhole*
Pube: Catch me if you can!
*MWA trips over bodys outside Bathroom*
MWA: You'll never get away with this crazy Pube!
Pube: Next stop...ASDA!
MWA: Noooooooo! My Mum works there!
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