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"Attack Of The Pubes - Episode 2 with special guest 'Jennifer Love Pubes*"

Scene One - The Night

Jennifer: MWA, it is time.

MWA: Time for what?

Jennifer: For use to make raw love in the Kitchen.

MWA: Ok.

*They make raw love in the Kitchen*


Scene Two - The Morning

*Buffy bursts in*

Buffy: OH HIYA!

MWA: ARGH!

Jennifer: Oh saucy...

Buffy: Oh my god! How could you make raw love to someone else in the same place that we once did!

Jennifer: WHy don't you join in...hunni.

Buffy: Never in a million years! I thought MWA was to love me and only me forever! Now I shall slay myself as if I were a crazy Pube!

MWA: Don't do it Buffy!

*She slays herself*

Buffy: I am dead.

Jennifer: Now this is what I call hardcore.

MWA: Buffy! Now you will turn into a Crazy pube! ARGHHHHH!

Jennifer: ARGHHHH!

Buffy: *Blood curdling gargle*


Scene Three - Buffy's Funeral.

Azul: We witness here today the death of a crazy Pube slayer. She will be buried and then forgotten. Is that clear?

MWA: Yes very clear.

*She is buried*


Scene Four - MWA's Toilet

Jennifer: Come on! I need a crap!

MWA: Ok, ok, I'm hurrying here *strains*.

*a scream is heard from the bathroom*

Jennifer: MWA! WHAT IS IT?!?

MWA: You know Buffy The Crazy Pube Slayer gave me a number 0?

Jennifer: No...actually now you talk fo it I wondered why it looked so big.

MWA: No that's just natural. Anyway, they're growing back and they could prove life threatning to anyone near me any second!

Jennifer: How do you know this?

MWA: The good Pube told me.

Jennifer: Oh...

MWA: Yes and now we cannot rid of the evil Pubes because Buffy is dead!

*The doorbell rings*

Jennifer: I'll get it.

*She goes downstairs*

Jennifer: Oh hi Azul what do you want?

Azul: A crazy sex session.

Jennifer: Ok.


Scene Five - Later on.

MWA: Help me! THEY HAVE GROWN BACK THICKER!

*Jennifer puts her dress back on*

Jennifer: I'm coming MWA!

MWA: QUICK! GET A LIGHTER! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

*Azul walks up the stairs smoking*

Azul: Oh yeah, that was some gooooood stuff.

Jennifer: Quick, give me that fag!

Azul: What this one?

Jennifer: No, Hercules.

*She grabs Hercules*

Azul: Where the hell did he come from?

Jennifer: Oh didn't you know...he was watching the whole time.

Azul: *cringes* So he saw the...

Jennifer: Yes, and so did I.

*MWA Screams*

*Suddenly a Pube pops through the bathrooms keyhole*

Azul: WOAH! That's one thick Pube!

Pube: What did you call me?

Azul: Thick.

*Pube Kills him*

Jennifer: ARGH! Don't mutilate me! I have something to offer you!

*Pube Kills her*

Hercules: I AM HERCULES!

*Pube Kills him*

*Pube pops back through keyhole*


Scene Six - Back In The Bathroom.

MWA: I've had enough of you. Because of you I have lost my two movie star lovers and now you shall die!

*Pulls out a Mach 3*

Pube: NO! NOT THE MACH 3! ANYTHING BUT THE MACH 3 WITH TRIPLE BLADE SYSTEM, GREAT FOR THE CLEANEST SHAVE!

MWA: Oh yes! Now you shall die!

*Pube pops back through Keyhole*

Pube: Catch me if you can!

*MWA trips over bodys outside Bathroom*

MWA: You'll never get away with this crazy Pube!

Pube: Next stop...ASDA!

MWA: Noooooooo! My Mum works there!

Wait, didn't that already happen?!? Hehe... Mum's got pubes. LOL!

MWA: Don't do it Buffy!

*She slays herself*

Buffy: I am dead.

*******

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I'll give you a little clue.

How does my Mum even know i've got Pubes?!?

Shes about to find out. In a week or two.

Ooh... More to come. Cliffhanger ending, I can't imagine what your mum will do...

The episodes will never end.

This is kind of like a follow on thing which I do when I get bored. So when I'm bored I write about Pube's. Hmmmmm.

I'm just trying not to lose myself from what happened in the last episode etc.

Im not a f****t!

:-D

YeY.

Funny post MWA! I thoroughly enjoyed reading that!

'Twas pube genius!

:D

Yeah. Not bad, didn't make me laugh out loud though... Very nice anyway XD.

Comedy genius.