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My next door neighbour's cat has learnt to, get this, knock on our letter box! It does it all through the night. Soon I'll have to either stop going to the door at 3 in the morning, or kill the cat. What do you suggest?
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scariest thing ever? Double jointed Mongol Dwarves! aaaarrrggghhh "shudder"
†hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
> The scariest thing in the world? Anne Widdecombe...No doubt :|
Imagine waking up to her every morning! :|
"Maybe I'll collapse and the cat will open the letter box and let fresh air in! Then I can be on That's Life! What's that...finished years ago..nonsense, it's still fresh in my mind!"
What if the cat just excretes on you instead?
"I got into bed and then there were about 5 spiders under the duvet! It was one of the freakiest experiences of my life."
Good god - I wouldn't get into bed for a week after that! Damn spiders - kill them all!
"Did you know that through the night, in your sleep, whilst your in bed, you swallow spiders? Can't remember the stats for average amount in a lifetime, something like 700, I think."
I don't understand that - as my house doesn't have 700 spiders in and probably never will. Do they just crawl inside your mouth? Someone explain as I am kinda freaked out now.
> The scariest thing in the world? Anne Widdecombe...No doubt :|
Imagine waking up to her every morning! :|
"Maybe I'll collapse and the cat will open the letter box and let fresh air in! Then I can be on That's Life! What's that...finished years ago..nonsense, it's still fresh in my mind!"
What if the cat just excretes on you instead?
"I got into bed and then there were about 5 spiders under the duvet! It was one of the freakiest experiences of my life."
Good god - I wouldn't get into bed for a week after that! Damn spiders - kill them all!
"Did you know that through the night, in your sleep, whilst your in bed, you swallow spiders? Can't remember the stats for average amount in a lifetime, something like 700, I think."
I don't understand that - as my house doesn't have 700 spiders in and probably never will. Do they just crawl inside your mouth? Someone explain as I am kinda freaked out now.
What?
naa
Prawn Star wrote:
> I got into bed and then there were about 5 spiders under the
> duvet! It was one of the freakiest experiences of my life.
Did you know that through the night, in your sleep, whilst your in bed, you swallow spiders? Can't remember the stats for average amount in a lifetime, something like 700, I think.
> I got into bed and then there were about 5 spiders under the
> duvet! It was one of the freakiest experiences of my life.
Did you know that through the night, in your sleep, whilst your in bed, you swallow spiders? Can't remember the stats for average amount in a lifetime, something like 700, I think.
The scariest thing in the world? That would be a Clown. They're so freaky! I dunno why though... Same with spiders and ladybirds. I ate a ladybird once. Made me very sick. And spiders because we had just baught a new house, and it was the evening, I got into bed and then there were about 5 spiders under the duvet! It was one of the freakiest experiences of my life.
The scariest thing in the world. hmm...
Can't decide between:
Pop Idol
Coronation Street
Goatboy
The effects of a curry
Not getting an Easter egg for Christmas
Getting seen in the bush whilst urinating
A problem with my PS2
Jim Davidson
Can't decide between:
Pop Idol
Coronation Street
Goatboy
The effects of a curry
Not getting an Easter egg for Christmas
Getting seen in the bush whilst urinating
A problem with my PS2
Jim Davidson
My "Super" cats are on their way... they in their little Hum-vee wont be a min.
Angus and Elmo will kick your door down and save you (for a fee)
Angus and Elmo will kick your door down and save you (for a fee)
Must...breath...fresh...air...ginger...cat...where...are...you?
I send my cats round to sort you out, HOLD ON IN THERE!
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