Viewing Thread:
"Why i think Jerry Bruckheimer is the source of all poop films"

Here is a little info i found on Bruckheimer that proves he is the worst man in Hollywood to ever have anything to do with a film.

Armageddon
Pearl Harbour
Gone In Sixty Seconds
Con Air
Days of Thunder
Flashdance
Dangerous Minds
Coyote Ugly

All of these were box office flops in some form or another. Sure;y Bruckheimer must be sleeping with someone to carry on getting work. Lets just hope that he does not jinx Black Hawk Dawn.

And due to his connections, Bruckheimer is also linked in some form or another to other works of fart such as;

Willow (Starred Warwick Davis, who starred alongside Coolio
(who was in Dangerous Minds)

Being John Malkovich (Is based around two of his stars from
(Con Air-John Cusak and DUH! John Malkovich)

Kalifornia (Directed by Domonic Sena who worked on Gone in
(sixty seconds with Bruckheimer)

And X-files the movie (starred David Duchovny who starred in
(Kalifornia)

You can't prove anything with the Spilberg arguement. because he, like Lucas, has obviously lost the plot.

Just take AI, Lost World, and Deep Impact for example. Nowhere near the Spilberg that we know a love.

Lucas just has to stop thinking commercially and go back to his roots, lets just hope Ep2 is much ,much ,much better that Ep1

BradW wrote:
> I beg to differ.

DVD sales do not count at christmas, cos nans are just
> trying to find films to buy their grandchildren, and they are bound to buy the
> film with the biggest advertisements.

You're forgeting one thing. Retailers do not care who buys them, just whether they sell. His films sell.


>Armagedon may have trashed Deep Impact,
> but compared to other films of the year it was t**d.

Its ace, and it trashed Spielbergs only movie that year.

>Gone in 60 seconds and
> Coyote Ugly have been involved in soooo many special >deals that shops are
> praticlly giving them away to any one who buys something >from the
> shop!!

And what shops are they ? In Nottingham there is virtually every major retailer and these two films are at least 12.99-19.99.

These films were just big media hypes that bit off more than they
> copuld chew.

I beg to differ.

DVD sales do not count at christmas, cos nans are just trying to find films to buy their grandchildren, and they are bound to buy the film with the biggest advertisements.

Armagedon may have trashed Deep Impact, but compared to other films of the year it was t**d.

Gone in 60 seconds and Coyote Ugly have been involved in soooo many special deals that shops are praticlly giving them away to any one who buys something from the shop!!

These films were just big media hypes that bit off more than they copuld chew.

some would say that ed wood was the worst director in film history, but he had very limited resources and very small budgets (so he is excused).

BradW wrote:
> Here is a little info i found on Bruckheimer that proves >he is the worst man in
> Hollywood to ever have anything to do with a film.

Armageddon
Pearl
> Harbour
Gone In Sixty Seconds
Con Air
Days of Thunder
Flashdance
Dangerous
> Minds
Coyote Ugly

All of these were box office flops in some form or
> another. Sure;y Bruckheimer must be sleeping with someone to carry on getting
> work. Lets just hope that he does not jinx Black Hawk Dawn.

Yeah well... Armageddon trashed its rival Deep Impact, which was created by Spielberg no less, and did likewise upon video/DVD release/ Pearl Harbour exceeded expectations at the box office and was one of the top selling DVDs this Chrismtas on both sides of the Atlantic, Gone in sixty seconds was a minor flop but DVD sales were very high, same with Coyote Ugly.

Black Hawk Down looks like THE definitive war film, all the more so because its all true. Face it, the man makes damn good films !

Here is a little info i found on Bruckheimer that proves he is the worst man in Hollywood to ever have anything to do with a film.

Armageddon
Pearl Harbour
Gone In Sixty Seconds
Con Air
Days of Thunder
Flashdance
Dangerous Minds
Coyote Ugly

All of these were box office flops in some form or another. Sure;y Bruckheimer must be sleeping with someone to carry on getting work. Lets just hope that he does not jinx Black Hawk Dawn.

And due to his connections, Bruckheimer is also linked in some form or another to other works of fart such as;

Willow (Starred Warwick Davis, who starred alongside Coolio
(who was in Dangerous Minds)

Being John Malkovich (Is based around two of his stars from
(Con Air-John Cusak and DUH! John Malkovich)

Kalifornia (Directed by Domonic Sena who worked on Gone in
(sixty seconds with Bruckheimer)

And X-files the movie (starred David Duchovny who starred in
(Kalifornia)