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Yes, it`s been done before.
No, it won`t be as lond as the FOG version.
Why am I trying it out anyway?
The XBOX forum is a very interesting place to be, but it can also be a little quiet. I though perhaps if we had a topic with several hundred replies lurking at the top, things would look more popular.
Feel free to use the topic to talk about anything. Either the latest XBOX game, latest ideas for including some female star in a game etc... or even just the usual chat that happens all over.
As I expect this to fail, I`ve decided to spend a little while pushing up the replies. No spamming, just lots of nonsense :-)
Any help would be great, it`d be boring to have a whole topic with replies from only me.
No, it won`t be as lond as the FOG version.
Why am I trying it out anyway?
The XBOX forum is a very interesting place to be, but it can also be a little quiet. I though perhaps if we had a topic with several hundred replies lurking at the top, things would look more popular.
Feel free to use the topic to talk about anything. Either the latest XBOX game, latest ideas for including some female star in a game etc... or even just the usual chat that happens all over.
As I expect this to fail, I`ve decided to spend a little while pushing up the replies. No spamming, just lots of nonsense :-)
Any help would be great, it`d be boring to have a whole topic with replies from only me.
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A couple jokes i have found enjoy.
EVANDER AND MIKE
Evander goes into a pub. Buys a drink and sits at the bar.......
In walks Mike Tyson.
"Hey, Evana, sorry about the bite man, can I buy you a drink?"
"No thanks, Mike, I've got one 'ere....."
Quite amusing but then theres.
THE QUEEN AND THE POPE
The Pope and the Queen were standing on a balcony in front of thousands of people. The
Queen turns to the Pope and says "I bet you I can make every
English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand." The Pope
says "No way. You can't do that." So the Queen waves her hand and every
English person in the crowd goes crazy, waving their Union Jacks and cheering, basically
going ballistic. So the Pope is standing there going "Uh oh, what am I going to do?
I never thought she'd be able to do it." So he thinks to himself for a minute
and then he turns to her and says, "I bet you I can make every IRISH person
in the crowd go wild, not just now,
but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head." The Queen goes "No way, can't be done."
So the Pope headbutts her.
I thought that was good did you?
THE PARROTT
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating anymore
and he's lonesome, so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he walks
into happens to specializes in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices
one with no feet. Surprised, he mutters "I wonder how he hangs onto the perch?"
The parrot says, "With my thing, dummy."
The guy is startled and says, "You certainly talk well for a parrot."
The parrot says, "Yes, thank you... I'm a very well educated parrot. I can discuss
politics, sports, religion, almost any subject you wish."
The guy says, "Gee, you sound like just what I was looking for." The parrot replies,
"There's not much of a market for maimed parrots, you know. If you offer the
proprietor $2 for me, I'll bet he'll sell me."
The guy buys the parrot and for three months things go great. Every day when he
comes home from work the parrot tells him Clinton said this, the A's won, the Giant's
lost, the Pope did so and so.
But then one day the guy comes home from work and the parrot waves a wing at
him and says, "Come in and shut the door."
The guy says, "What's up?"
The parrot says, "I don't know how to tell you this, but the mailman came today. Your
wife answered the door in her negligee and he kissed her right on the lips."
The guy says, "Oh, just a momentary flight of passion."
The parrot says, "Then he fondled her breasts." The guy says, "He did?"
"Yep," says the parrot. "Then he took off her negligee and started sucking on her
breasts." The guy exclaims, "My God, what happened next???"
The parrot says, "I don't know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
That was a quality joke. Have any of you got any tohers we ned to liven this place up a bit!!
EVANDER AND MIKE
Evander goes into a pub. Buys a drink and sits at the bar.......
In walks Mike Tyson.
"Hey, Evana, sorry about the bite man, can I buy you a drink?"
"No thanks, Mike, I've got one 'ere....."
Quite amusing but then theres.
THE QUEEN AND THE POPE
The Pope and the Queen were standing on a balcony in front of thousands of people. The
Queen turns to the Pope and says "I bet you I can make every
English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand." The Pope
says "No way. You can't do that." So the Queen waves her hand and every
English person in the crowd goes crazy, waving their Union Jacks and cheering, basically
going ballistic. So the Pope is standing there going "Uh oh, what am I going to do?
I never thought she'd be able to do it." So he thinks to himself for a minute
and then he turns to her and says, "I bet you I can make every IRISH person
in the crowd go wild, not just now,
but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head." The Queen goes "No way, can't be done."
So the Pope headbutts her.
I thought that was good did you?
THE PARROTT
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating anymore
and he's lonesome, so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he walks
into happens to specializes in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices
one with no feet. Surprised, he mutters "I wonder how he hangs onto the perch?"
The parrot says, "With my thing, dummy."
The guy is startled and says, "You certainly talk well for a parrot."
The parrot says, "Yes, thank you... I'm a very well educated parrot. I can discuss
politics, sports, religion, almost any subject you wish."
The guy says, "Gee, you sound like just what I was looking for." The parrot replies,
"There's not much of a market for maimed parrots, you know. If you offer the
proprietor $2 for me, I'll bet he'll sell me."
The guy buys the parrot and for three months things go great. Every day when he
comes home from work the parrot tells him Clinton said this, the A's won, the Giant's
lost, the Pope did so and so.
But then one day the guy comes home from work and the parrot waves a wing at
him and says, "Come in and shut the door."
The guy says, "What's up?"
The parrot says, "I don't know how to tell you this, but the mailman came today. Your
wife answered the door in her negligee and he kissed her right on the lips."
The guy says, "Oh, just a momentary flight of passion."
The parrot says, "Then he fondled her breasts." The guy says, "He did?"
"Yep," says the parrot. "Then he took off her negligee and started sucking on her
breasts." The guy exclaims, "My God, what happened next???"
The parrot says, "I don't know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
That was a quality joke. Have any of you got any tohers we ned to liven this place up a bit!!
Yeah this forum is the best. ;-) The good part about it being the less visited forum is that it doesn't fill up with brainless idiots who just do the same topics and talk constant crap. Of course we get visits from certain Ninties, but overall we have a great forum that we all add our contribution to. :-) And as Silent said, we all get along. :-)
::theme music to Cheers kicks in:: Where everybody knows your naaaame, da, da, da, da....
;-)
::theme music to Cheers kicks in:: Where everybody knows your naaaame, da, da, da, da....
;-)
Yeah this place seams to be quite lively today. Which is good to see.
I just read that the XBox add, the one where the baby shoots out and quickly turns old and lands on a grave, is to be banned. People have been complaining its untasteful and it reminds people of their problems at childbirth.
Not that it really matters as I havn't seen the add in ages anyway.
I just read that the XBox add, the one where the baby shoots out and quickly turns old and lands on a grave, is to be banned. People have been complaining its untasteful and it reminds people of their problems at childbirth.
Not that it really matters as I havn't seen the add in ages anyway.
Hey guys, I agree with what you say Mantis. This forum is by far the best in my opinion and apart from them Ninties that come in here everything runs perfectly. The forum has been on the up and it is pleasing to see more people enjoying the posts in here and obviously enjoying their consoles! Lets just hope that it only gets better from her on.
This forum is great, I know I don't post here alot, a few posts an night usually, but I think it's by far the best at this site.
Little spam, good topics and intelegent, like minded people who respond to your messages. It's not the most popular, but I kinda like it that way.
Little spam, good topics and intelegent, like minded people who respond to your messages. It's not the most popular, but I kinda like it that way.
Wow, this forum has gone flying up the list. :-) Even passed the Ninty and Sony forum. :-)
Mind you theres been quite a few posts today. Nice to know that it hasn't revolved around a Ninty showing up too. :-)
Mind you theres been quite a few posts today. Nice to know that it hasn't revolved around a Ninty showing up too. :-)
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