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Gamecube made entirely from straw shocker!
It has been revealed, through a leaked memo from some Japanese bloke that works for Nintendo that the European release date of the new console has been the subject of serious delays due to the new console being built with the popular farmyard feed material.
Consumers’ suspicions were first aroused when, on starting up the console, nothing happened.
There then followed a burning smell, the console self-immolated in front of them before little fireman ran in, doused the blaze and left immediately.
Tatsuki Bazooki, Tokyo spokesman for Nintendo said to an eager press “This is wubbish. The idea that we would fake a console and pay computer sites to review with bribes of money and offers of Cornish pasties is total fabwication.”
Customers, meanwhile, were left wondering why not one single game would ever play and those that lived in rural areas of Japan found that whenever they settled in to play, their goats would enter the dojo and proceed to eat the “Haycube”. It is also known that horses take to peeing on the machine before wandering off and starting revolutions on the farmyard.
Napoleon the Pig said, “This is a lie. The horses are merely selected for work because they are the strongest animals. The pigs live in the farmhouse because we are the smartest animals. This is in no way an allegory for modern man and social behaviour.”
European fans on Nintendo refuse to believe the idea that the Haycube is a myth, they clutch their security blankies and say “No, I saw pics on the web so it must be true, it must me”.
When pointed out that there are also pics of Elvis in space and other things, the Nintys burst into tears and sat in the corner rocking.
Sony fans, when learning of this info, laughed hysterically until it was pointed out that Metal Gear Solid 2 was also made from straw.
PC owners shrugged and continued to play online games and look for porn.
So what is the future for Nintendo, considering their “Bold new machine” is in fact, rubbish?
One would think that people would learn from the debacle of the N64 being filled with water but it would appear not.
Shigsy Mawiggsy, Nintendo head, said “I don’t care. Look in my eyes, this is the gaze of a lonely rich man with the odour of cabbage and empty barns. Please touch me, I so lonely.”
Gamecube: Made entirely from Straw.
You read it here first.
It has been revealed, through a leaked memo from some Japanese bloke that works for Nintendo that the European release date of the new console has been the subject of serious delays due to the new console being built with the popular farmyard feed material.
Consumers’ suspicions were first aroused when, on starting up the console, nothing happened.
There then followed a burning smell, the console self-immolated in front of them before little fireman ran in, doused the blaze and left immediately.
Tatsuki Bazooki, Tokyo spokesman for Nintendo said to an eager press “This is wubbish. The idea that we would fake a console and pay computer sites to review with bribes of money and offers of Cornish pasties is total fabwication.”
Customers, meanwhile, were left wondering why not one single game would ever play and those that lived in rural areas of Japan found that whenever they settled in to play, their goats would enter the dojo and proceed to eat the “Haycube”. It is also known that horses take to peeing on the machine before wandering off and starting revolutions on the farmyard.
Napoleon the Pig said, “This is a lie. The horses are merely selected for work because they are the strongest animals. The pigs live in the farmhouse because we are the smartest animals. This is in no way an allegory for modern man and social behaviour.”
European fans on Nintendo refuse to believe the idea that the Haycube is a myth, they clutch their security blankies and say “No, I saw pics on the web so it must be true, it must me”.
When pointed out that there are also pics of Elvis in space and other things, the Nintys burst into tears and sat in the corner rocking.
Sony fans, when learning of this info, laughed hysterically until it was pointed out that Metal Gear Solid 2 was also made from straw.
PC owners shrugged and continued to play online games and look for porn.
So what is the future for Nintendo, considering their “Bold new machine” is in fact, rubbish?
One would think that people would learn from the debacle of the N64 being filled with water but it would appear not.
Shigsy Mawiggsy, Nintendo head, said “I don’t care. Look in my eyes, this is the gaze of a lonely rich man with the odour of cabbage and empty barns. Please touch me, I so lonely.”
Gamecube: Made entirely from Straw.
You read it here first.
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Why can't you just accept that all consoles have there strengths and weaknesses rather than slating them - see my "hypocrits" post.
Salevaa wrote:
> ˝pint wrote:
> I find it quite amusing that you are all ripping the
> GameCube and Xbox when the
> worst console is the PS2. You make me sick...
> :)
Dude, read my post below or read it here - I made the first
> move!
"So, the X-Box is made out of sh...um...shiny material and the
> Gamecube is made out of straw!? Well, I heard that an even more worrying fact -
> there experiments have been going on long before any of us had any idea. Yes -
> the Playstation 2 is made out of coloured clay! When the original PS was made,
> there was no coloured clay, so it had to be grey. Ah, the wonders of
> science!"
Ahh, so good to find someone who appreciates the complete and utter ...(insert rude word)... of the PlayStation 2.
> ˝pint wrote:
> I find it quite amusing that you are all ripping the
> GameCube and Xbox when the
> worst console is the PS2. You make me sick...
> :)
Dude, read my post below or read it here - I made the first
> move!
"So, the X-Box is made out of sh...um...shiny material and the
> Gamecube is made out of straw!? Well, I heard that an even more worrying fact -
> there experiments have been going on long before any of us had any idea. Yes -
> the Playstation 2 is made out of coloured clay! When the original PS was made,
> there was no coloured clay, so it had to be grey. Ah, the wonders of
> science!"
Ahh, so good to find someone who appreciates the complete and utter ...(insert rude word)... of the PlayStation 2.
˝pint wrote:
> I find it quite amusing that you are all ripping the GameCube and Xbox when the
> worst console is the PS2. You make me sick... :)
Dude, read my post below or read it here - I made the first move!
"So, the X-Box is made out of sh...um...shiny material and the Gamecube is made out of straw!? Well, I heard that an even more worrying fact - there experiments have been going on long before any of us had any idea. Yes - the Playstation 2 is made out of coloured clay! When the original PS was made, there was no coloured clay, so it had to be grey. Ah, the wonders of science!"
> I find it quite amusing that you are all ripping the GameCube and Xbox when the
> worst console is the PS2. You make me sick... :)
Dude, read my post below or read it here - I made the first move!
"So, the X-Box is made out of sh...um...shiny material and the Gamecube is made out of straw!? Well, I heard that an even more worrying fact - there experiments have been going on long before any of us had any idea. Yes - the Playstation 2 is made out of coloured clay! When the original PS was made, there was no coloured clay, so it had to be grey. Ah, the wonders of science!"
I find it quite amusing that you are all ripping the GameCube and Xbox when the worst console is the PS2. You make me sick... :)
So, the X-Box is made out of sh...um...shiny material and the Gamecube is made out of straw!? Well, I heard that an even more worrying fact - there experiments have been going on long before any of us had any idea. Yes - the Playstation 2 is made out of coloured clay! When the original PS was made, there was no coloured clay, so it had to be grey. Ah, the wonders of science!
Hi
slik ~_~
slik ~_~
Anyone? Anyone at all?
Snuggly, out of question, were would you sotre thousends of square bails of straw?
You get your news from the same source as I then.
Xbox - constructed entirely from the faeces of small winged mammals.
Xbox - constructed entirely from the faeces of small winged mammals.
Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Funny, cos I heard a rumour that Xbox was completely made out of sh...iny
> metal.
Yeah I heard that rumor to lol, but it turns out it's made out of cr...epe paper.
slik ~_~
> Funny, cos I heard a rumour that Xbox was completely made out of sh...iny
> metal.
Yeah I heard that rumor to lol, but it turns out it's made out of cr...epe paper.
slik ~_~
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