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"ALL WILL BOW TO ME!"

That's right- on the eve of my 666th sr Birthday, I have now mutated into the HYPER EVIL SUPER SONIC. Those who do not bow doesn at my feet will suffer a painful death...

I have taken control of the minds of the staff- they cannot protect you any longer. Instead I have turned the notables into the patrolers of the forum- if anybody disobeys the rules they will be dealt with... severely.

END MESSAGE.

===SONICRAV---> wrote:
And RBS,
> dispite being my minion, you worry me with your inability to read...

Heeheehee *Scampers off into the sunset*

Sibs wrote:
> where's my beer? You promised free beer for all while you were our dark lord! If
> there's no free beer, then I will be forced to stage an uprising, to defeat you
> and your evil minions, and take your all powerful ring...



Blame the big slow one! He has promised it unto you!

And RBS, dispite being my minion, you worry me with your inability to read...

Sonic

===SONICRAV---> wrote:
> big_slow wrote:
i bet im faster than u. and probably weigh less as im
> younger.


Ah, the fat and sluggish one returns with more oposition. Do you
> question my speed!

Luckily his pledge of beer has made up for his clear lack
> of speed, and so he has escaped control.

Sonic

the call me slow idea came from me being very very fast!

yess i question your speed

Tiltawhirl wrote:
And knowing full well that the
> najority of the paeople on this site are male, you still came in.

:P

Heeheehee. I was intrigued as to why Ravi wanted to be blown by everyone. The mi-percepotion of the title wasn't helped by BS's post about getting on his hands and knees...

Tiltawhirl wrote:
And knowing full well that the
> najority of the paeople on this site are male, you still came in.

:P

Heeheehee. I was intrigued as to why Ravi wanted to be blown by everyone. The mi-percepotion of the title wasn't helped by BS's post about getting on his hands and knees...

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Bah. My alchohol induced mind led me to read that title as "ALL WILL BLOW
> ME"

And knowing full well that the najority of the paeople on this site are male, you still came in.

:P

where's my beer? You promised free beer for all while you were our dark lord! If there's no free beer, then I will be forced to stage an uprising, to defeat you and your evil minions, and take your all powerful ring...

Bah. My alchohol induced mind led me to read that title as "ALL WILL BLOW ME"

big_slow wrote:
i bet im faster than u. and probably weigh less as im younger.


Ah, the fat and sluggish one returns with more oposition. Do you question my speed!

Luckily his pledge of beer has made up for his clear lack of speed, and so he has escaped control.

Sonic

===SONICRAV---> wrote:
> big_slow wrote:
> (B)

It appears the oversized slow one has decided to
> purchase beer for us all...

We thank him for this offer, and await the
> delivery.

END MESSAGE.

i bet im faster than u. and probably weigh less as im younger.