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"ALL WILL BOW TO ME!"

That's right- on the eve of my 666th sr Birthday, I have now mutated into the HYPER EVIL SUPER SONIC. Those who do not bow doesn at my feet will suffer a painful death...

I have taken control of the minds of the staff- they cannot protect you any longer. Instead I have turned the notables into the patrolers of the forum- if anybody disobeys the rules they will be dealt with... severely.

END MESSAGE.

I hve to go to bed now... but like a virus (or something) I will plague your rule as dark lord... and write more stories..

Merry new hannukah...

and happy dark lord...

(and don't talk about yellow hedgehogs, that really p*sses him off...)

Sibs wrote:
What if he is somewhere else in
> the world, not UK???
GAh, these Dark Lords, don't make 'em like they used
> to...


Will someone rid me of this troublesome poster- his stories get ever more long and confusing!

END MESSAGE.

===SONICRAV---> wrote:
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
Heeheehee *Scampers off
> into
> the sunset*



We should also have you go to the optitions... sunset was
> many hours ago fool!

I may need more intelligent minions...

END MESSAGE.

What if he is somewhere else in the world, not UK???
GAh, these Dark Lords, don't make 'em like they used to...

===SONICRAV---> wrote:
I may need more intelligent minions...
END MESSAGE.

I'm plenty inteligenetials.

:-D:-D

Sibs wrote:
Looks like we're one notable down...
> well Sonic can't fill in... he is the Dark Lord... (no wait, that's the yellow

No, that's> pages...) vampires :_D

RastaBillySkank wrote:
Heeheehee *Scampers off
> into the sunset*



We should also have you go to the optitions... sunset was many hours ago fool!

I may need more intelligent minions...

END MESSAGE.

Sibs wrote:
> hmm... this thread is more full of sexual innuendo than...

umm... I dunno...
> the erotic witch prject (maybe)

No, TEWP is just full of sex.

:-D

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> ===SONICRAV---> wrote:
And RBS,
> dispite being my minion, you worry me
> with your inability to read...

Heeheehee *Scampers off
> into the sunset*

*realises sunlight kills evil beings, and turns to dust*

Looks like we're one notable down... well Sonic can't fill in... he is the Dark Lord... (no wait, that's the yellow pages...)

big_slow wrote:
yess i question your speed



The podgey one challenges me.

Being the hyper evil super sonic, I will simply send my notable minions to imprisson you...

BUT FIRST I will explain step by step my plan to dominate the SR rooms, and will then equipe the holding cell with everything you need to escape and warn the rest of them...

I take my tactics form the best 007 vilans

Sonic

hmm... this thread is more full of sexual innuendo than...

umm... I dunno... the erotic witch prject (maybe)