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"Darling I."

I decided this last night, when my latest 'thing' with a women ended in a way that hurt the er-no. :(

They ain't worth it, reminds me of a song 'If they ain't free'.... but anyway, its true, after hours of the thought, I came to the conclusion.

They mess you about, cheat on you with your best friend. Cheat on you if you do get married. Lie to your face. Pretend to be able to cook... and for some men, then even fake screams in bed (if the shoulders aint sweating, she is faking).

I had nothing else to turn to last night, I looked around... sure... even the street corner girls looked promising. Then I listened to 'Simple Man' by Lynard Skynard, ah-ha. EVERONE must have this song.

a few line:

'..If you do this, it will help you some sunny day,
boy take your time, dont live to fast,
troubles will come, and they will pass,
you'll find a women and you will find love....'

Now then, I wasn't listening properly last night, I heard this:

'..If you do this, it will help you some sunny day:
boy take your time, dont live to fast,
troubles will come, and they will pass,
you'll find a computer and that will be love....'

It all made sense.
They are more reliable.
More entertaining.
More organised.
And these G4 laptops are sexy.

I once heard of a man who married an object.
I will marry my computer.

Thanks
er-no

*runs*

Hoodwink Flabbergast wrote:
> er-no wrote:
Not only interesting.
> True. Very true.. to do with the
> feminine hormones or something. Nice fact
> that.

******
'hang on
> darling... lemme look at your shoulders.... DRY...
> F......udge'


It's
> a fact I will carry with me for the rest of days.... Sweating shoulders.... I'm
> not sure whether knowing this is a blessing or a curse....

I gettcha

'You the one huffing, you the one puffing, she the one laying there ain't doing nothing' :-P

Like that song... love those lyrics.

Its a blessing mate.

er-no wrote:
Not only interesting.
> True. Very true.. to do with the feminine hormones or something. Nice fact
> that.

******
'hang on darling... lemme look at your shoulders.... DRY...
> F......udge'


It's a fact I will carry with me for the rest of days.... Sweating shoulders.... I'm not sure whether knowing this is a blessing or a curse....

Hoodwink Flabbergast wrote:
> er-no wrote
>(if the shoulders aint sweating, she
> is faking).

Hmmm,
> interesting.... *Hoodwink strokes his wispy beard and stares into the
> distance....*

Not only interesting. True. Very true.. to do with the feminine hormones or something. Nice fact that.

******
'hang on darling... lemme look at your shoulders.... DRY... F......udge'

er-no wrote
>(if the shoulders aint sweating, she
> is faking).

Hmmm, interesting.... *Hoodwink strokes his wispy beard and stares into the distance....*

Oh crap. I FORGOT.

The battery dies in 3 hours on this woman.

hmmm.... at least I can have a few minutes peace.

Posting on your wife? I bet you are, you wily minx.

*still running*

Come on Wife... we can make it to the promise land.

****er-no is posting on his wife... lol

LoL. Er-no and His Computer, a match made in heaven. We wish them all the happiness in the world, don't we lads?

*Stryke hears the pattering of many feet running away*

Lads?

*still runnin*

Not bad, especially the song bit. :D