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I decided this last night, when my latest 'thing' with a women ended in a way that hurt the er-no. :(
They ain't worth it, reminds me of a song 'If they ain't free'.... but anyway, its true, after hours of the thought, I came to the conclusion.
They mess you about, cheat on you with your best friend. Cheat on you if you do get married. Lie to your face. Pretend to be able to cook... and for some men, then even fake screams in bed (if the shoulders aint sweating, she is faking).
I had nothing else to turn to last night, I looked around... sure... even the street corner girls looked promising. Then I listened to 'Simple Man' by Lynard Skynard, ah-ha. EVERONE must have this song.
a few line:
'..If you do this, it will help you some sunny day,
boy take your time, dont live to fast,
troubles will come, and they will pass,
you'll find a women and you will find love....'
Now then, I wasn't listening properly last night, I heard this:
'..If you do this, it will help you some sunny day:
boy take your time, dont live to fast,
troubles will come, and they will pass,
you'll find a computer and that will be love....'
It all made sense.
They are more reliable.
More entertaining.
More organised.
And these G4 laptops are sexy.
I once heard of a man who married an object.
I will marry my computer.
Thanks
er-no
*runs*
They ain't worth it, reminds me of a song 'If they ain't free'.... but anyway, its true, after hours of the thought, I came to the conclusion.
They mess you about, cheat on you with your best friend. Cheat on you if you do get married. Lie to your face. Pretend to be able to cook... and for some men, then even fake screams in bed (if the shoulders aint sweating, she is faking).
I had nothing else to turn to last night, I looked around... sure... even the street corner girls looked promising. Then I listened to 'Simple Man' by Lynard Skynard, ah-ha. EVERONE must have this song.
a few line:
'..If you do this, it will help you some sunny day,
boy take your time, dont live to fast,
troubles will come, and they will pass,
you'll find a women and you will find love....'
Now then, I wasn't listening properly last night, I heard this:
'..If you do this, it will help you some sunny day:
boy take your time, dont live to fast,
troubles will come, and they will pass,
you'll find a computer and that will be love....'
It all made sense.
They are more reliable.
More entertaining.
More organised.
And these G4 laptops are sexy.
I once heard of a man who married an object.
I will marry my computer.
Thanks
er-no
*runs*
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Neo-Genetic wrote:
> Boys are just as bad.
My first boyfriend cheated on me with my best
> friend,
then when I was ready for another lad he dumped me for my best
> friend.
I've given up on them now.
Well, this may seem expensive, or not if you go buy an ibook laptop (new range). :-D
> Boys are just as bad.
My first boyfriend cheated on me with my best
> friend,
then when I was ready for another lad he dumped me for my best
> friend.
I've given up on them now.
Well, this may seem expensive, or not if you go buy an ibook laptop (new range). :-D
lol
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> er-no wrote:
Barry White is amazing,
He is. But Lynard Skynard is better.
Very VERY true.
And that should be 'are' better. :-P
> er-no wrote:
Barry White is amazing,
He is. But Lynard Skynard is better.
Very VERY true.
And that should be 'are' better. :-P
er-no wrote:
Barry White is amazing,
He is. But Lynard Skynard is better.
Barry White is amazing,
He is. But Lynard Skynard is better.
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> "Darling I, can't get enough of your love, baby"
Bah to Barry
> White.
"Sweet home Alabama... JENAAAAAAAAAAAY?'
Barry White is amazing,
> "Darling I, can't get enough of your love, baby"
Bah to Barry
> White.
"Sweet home Alabama... JENAAAAAAAAAAAY?'
Barry White is amazing,
"Darling I, can't get enough of your love, baby"
Bah to Barry White.
"Sweet home Alabama... JENAAAAAAAAAAAY?'
Bah to Barry White.
"Sweet home Alabama... JENAAAAAAAAAAAY?'
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