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An english man, and scotish man and an irishman die and they all go to hell. When they get to hell the devil says before they spend eternity in hell they have spend 100 years with 1 thing doing whatever they want. The englishman says he wants to spend the 100 years with a beautiful woman and so the devil put him in a room with a beautiful woman. The scotishman asks for all the finest whiskey in the world and so the devil puts the scotishman in a room with all the whiskey in the world. The irish man asks the devil for all the finest cigarettes in the world and sure enough the devil puts him in the room with all the finest cigarettes in the world. 100 years later satan comes back to the three blokes.

The English man is very happy and ready to spend his time in hell, the scotish man is equally happy and very drunk and ready to spend his time in hell. When the devil gets to the irish man he is crying. the devil asks him what is wrong and the irish man says, "I forgot to bring a lighter"

-kyz22-

An english man, and scotish man and an irishman die and they all go to hell. When they get to hell the devil says before they spend eternity in hell they have spend 100 years with 1 thing doing whatever they want. The englishman says he wants to spend the 100 years with a beautiful woman and so the devil put him in a room with a beautiful woman. The scotishman asks for all the finest whiskey in the world and so the devil puts the scotishman in a room with all the whiskey in the world. The irish man asks the devil for all the finest cigarettes in the world and sure enough the devil puts him in the room with all the finest cigarettes in the world. 100 years later satan comes back to the three blokes.

The English man is very happy and ready to spend his time in hell, the scotish man is equally happy and very drunk and ready to spend his time in hell. When the devil gets to the irish man he is crying. the devil asks him what is wrong and the irish man says, "I forgot to bring a lighter"

-kyz22-

Heh.

Very good...
I have never heard that one...

HEard it before, yet still funny

:-)

reminds me of the futility of existence.............
oh how kafkaesque

I didn't even move my laughing mscles. I've heard it so ,amy times before, so it's just annoying.

I found it funny as I've never heard it.

I have very funny ones, however do not have the strength nor the time to type them. The townie jokes were very funny, did you ear them?

What do you say to a townie with a job?

Big mac and fries.

That's Kyz's joke.

funny joke kyz22 hehe.

What do you give a townie for lunch?
whatever the prison chief is cooking.

What do you call a townie weeing up the wall?
In a rut.

scotishman?

SCOTISHMAN?

Pfft.

Scotsman, boy, Scotsman.
And 'scotish' is spelt 'Scottish'.
*shakes head*

Anyway, not bad-ish.
The other version is better though...