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> STEPS RULE!
get out of my sight.
Oh, wait....
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
peace.
This isn't good, it's bad, very, very bad.
Now, Instead of 1 cheesy pop track in the charts every week we get 5.
yes! 5 stinking, mouldy peices of cheese.
Lord save us!
Take me now!
Nooooooo!
*repeat 'til fade*
> Havnt you noticed how this could actually could be a bad thing? Now they are
> gonna be releasing singles individually! so even more crap....
Great. Why don't they all sod off to Japan and make some japaneese kids day. They would really love them over there.
GM: Go to Japan, go on they will love you
Steps: No, we want to stay in our homeland
GM: *In a scary voice* Go. To Japan.
Steps: *Looking rather worried now* N-O!
GM: I will ask, only one more time.
Steps: *All huddle round and whisper* No.
GM: *Pulls off his face to reveal a gun, Austin Powers 2 style, Y'Know breasts for guns like ;o)* Well, I suppose it has come down to this... *Bang*
Steps: *All run around madly, bumping into each other and knocking each other out, all falling in a heap onto a black bag*
GM: *Leaves*
Steps: *From the sheer weight of steps they crush the contents of the bag, which unfortunatly for them was a bomb*
Aww what a shame.
*Laughs. It was a Santa, cross an evil Batman villan laugh*