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"Favourite or most memorable quote you like"

I can't think of one right now but will post as soon as i do, but post yours :)

Methinks I'll splurge out a few, I'm tempted to include lyrics, but won't.

"It is my firm belief that human beings and fish can co-exist in peace" - George W. Bush

"The Intelligent are to the Intelligentsia what the Gents is to Gentlemen" - Stanley Baldwin

...and finally, the worst chat-up line of all time; "Get your coat, I've got a knife"

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, the sea is asleep, the rivers dream. People made of smoke, cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger; somewhere there's injustice; somewhere else the tea is getting cold."

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."

~Eleanor Roosevelt

Backwards, Red Dwarf

Lister: "In 25 years I'll be a little spam, swimming around in somebody's test icicles."

Damn swear filter. What's wrong with using the correct terminology?

I have nothing to declare but my a**e.

"I spent most of my money on booze and women. The rest I wasted"

George Best

DoomBaboon1982 wrote:
> George W. Bush
>
> "Its like the old saying goes. Fool me once shame on...
> shame on .......what I am saying is if you fool me once you cant
> fool me again"
>
> HA Classic

It doesn't quite go like that, but yeah, it was hilarious.


Sorry about the canned laughter, the crowd in Tennessee didn't actually laugh in his face; shame.

"am I bovvered"

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
"It's a gun."

George W. Bush

"Its like the old saying goes. Fool me once shame on... shame on .......what I am saying is if you fool me once you cant fool me again"

HA Classic