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"Joke Thread..."

Okay, Red nose day, the compitition on it is who can tell te best joke.(Clean ones only).
I'd appreciate it alot if all you comedians could help me out. Oh, and it's not that bad having a joke thread, is it?

What do you call postman pat when he is retiered:

.........Pat.........

Mystique wrote:
> -Did you hear what happend to the short sighted circumciser?
>
> -No
>
> -He got the sack

that makes my eyes water just by reading it lol

Unbeliever wrote:
> A vampire goes into a pub and asks the barman for a mug of hot
> water.
>
> The barman is a little puzzled and says "I'm sorry mate, I
> thought your kind drank fresh blood"
>
> The vampire puts his hand into his pocket and takes out a used tampon
> and says "That's alright I'm making a cup of tea!"

lol I liked that one

-Did you hear what happend to the short sighted circumciser?

-No

-He got the sack

Whats the difference between french people and toast


you can make soldiers outta toast

A vampire goes into a pub and asks the barman for a mug of hot water.

The barman is a little puzzled and says "I'm sorry mate, I thought your kind drank fresh blood"

The vampire puts his hand into his pocket and takes out a used tampon and says "That's alright I'm making a cup of tea!"

ok, i got one...

knock knock
whos there
madame
madame who?
madamm key broke so let me in...


ummmmm... that ws bad i know, but i had to be part of this topic someway:D

1) What does Mr. MJ (Michael Jackson) and a PlayStation 2 (Or any other console) have in common?!

They're both plastic and turn on children!!!


2) Where does MJ pick his nose?!

In a plastic surgeon's catalog!!

pumba wrote:
> told ya it wasnt, cos if it was sumone woulda replied by now

it was ok

told ya it wasnt, cos if it was sumone woulda replied by now