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"A puzzle for yous all..."

My first is in biscuit but never in cake
My second's in awesome but not in great
My third is in mother but not seen in dad
My fourth is in sunny but never in sad
My fifth is a vowel found in water not creek
My sixth is found only in one day of the week
My seventh's two of three that you learn when you're young
My eighth's not in song but it's there when it's sung
My ninth's in eleven and twelve, not thirteen
My tenth is in island and river, not stream
My eleventh's in precious and secret and paste
My twelfth is in phantom and spectre and haste
My whole stalks the night in a quiet dreamlike state
With no memories the next day of being out late

He was Marty McFly and had just gone back in time to stop his wife's death.

Tragically, his flux capacitor was a little faulty and he went back in time and landed on top of a building.

He was still going down the stairs when he knew she was killed.


Or


He took the stairs, she took the lift. He heard the lift hurtle past him and crash to the bottom.

Rosalind wrote:
> Did the lights go off?

*Paxman voice*

I need more info than that!

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Hello again Rosalind, you got home fast

The uni is only a 20min walk from my house, but The Ogre picked me up because he has the day off work, so it was even quicker.

Rosalind wrote:
> I'm Back

So am I. That was a good dump - I pebble-dashed the toilet. Must have been something to do with the curry I had last night.

luckily I'm at work so I'm gettin gpaid to take a dump. Anyway, i digress...

Did the lights go off?

Hello again Rosalind, you got home fast

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Simon Says wrote:
> The man is a blind midget, the shortest one in the circus. Another
> midget, jealous because he's not as short, has been sawing small
> pieces off the other's cane every night. When the midget uses his
> cane
> each morning, it appears to him that he's grown taller. Since his
> only
> income is from being a circus midget, he decides to kill himself
> when
> he gets too tall.
>
>
> If thats right, you've just been searching the net haven't you?

Your evil. You spoiled all my fun. Copy and Pasting isn't fair
*sulks*

VenomByte wrote:
> Unbeliever wrote:
> A man was walking downstairs in a building when he suddenly realized
> that his wife had just died. How?
>
>
> Was the realisation triggered by somethign he saw?
Yes
>
> Was the realisation triggered by somethign he heard?

No
> Was the realisation triggered by somethign he smelt?
No

> Was the realisation triggered by somethign he touched?
No
> Was the realisation triggered by somethign he tasted (like her flesh,
> as part of some depraved desert island pact)?
NO!

Rosalind wrote:
> I'm Back

Home already?

I'm Back