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But the point is I didnt win, why coz Im cool and not a geek like all the other freaks that come on these chat thiny's? yeah thats it isnt it, SR is biased towards the regulars and notables, well they're all gay, unlike me who keeps it real. Rock on!!!
This place is square, its full of geeks with no life, well Im cool Im hardcore!!! I have a life, last night I went to THE PUB and get this... I had two, count em two PINTS OF LAGER SHANDY!!!!
And tonight me and this fit bird are going CLUBBING, aint I great!!!!
All the girls FANCY me coz Im cool and have dress good with My stonewash jeans and "easy tiger" t-shirt!! They also think Im cool coz of my top gaming skillz!!!!
On the subject of my mad game skilz, I AM HARDCORE!! Oh yes, I beat GTA3 on the hard difficulty setting, check that out!!!!
And I saw that really funky looking PS2 game - Steel Battalion, the one with the wickedly huge controller!!!!!
Coz I is cool and hardcore I only play cool games like The getaway and Vice City!!! None of that kiddy crap like Mario Funshine or whatever its called and that Pik-man thing with the gay little men with leaves on their heads - someone must have been tripping when they thought of that one!!! Thats coz PS" developers are cool and do drugs so can come up with all thes funky idea's!!!! Like me!!!!!
Anyway, you geekdudes, Im going now, coz my GIRLFRIEND just TXT me on my cool GP-RSi Turbo mobile phone - i got the MGS2 choon as my ringtone coz its cool like me!!!!!Yeah!!!!
Catch ya later guys!!!!!!
Yeah!!!!!!!!!
> Christ on a bike! Im sorry i posted it now.
>
> *Walks off with proverbial tail between legs*
>
> And theres a lot of coughing going on, me included, maybe we all need
> to see a doctor?
yes I can see the problem you have gimpitus in your left leg
*takes rusty saw out of bag*
but don't worry I can remove it for you
*puts piece of wood between Plasticcoated's teeth*
now bite on this because it's going to hurt mmmmmaaaaahhhhhhhh
i dont care any more
> typing @ is twice as fast as typing at
No it isn't.
Either way you have to press two keys, rendering this a pointless shortening of a word. People only use txt tlk for two reasons:
1) It's quicker when using a phone, and takes up less message space.
2) They're stupid and can't type properly even though they have a full keyboard in front of them.
You crap prat...
It's spelt prat...
PRAT
> It was an ironic statement in a postmodern world. The deeper irony is
> that you swallowed the bait.
The fact is it ssounds so much like some of the crap that people come out with, like that pr@ wam man 2