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Story/plot?
You’re a bloke that used to be a Jedi but chucked it all in for the love of a good Wookie (I might be wrong here), and now you spend your time taking merc jobs with your strangely angry female companion.
Then a hologram appears and says stuff about Jedi Valleys and The Force and you land on a planet surface and it all kicks off from there
Read that about 5 minutes ago, and still haven't fully recovered.
You lost because you all SUCK.
U not whin coz SRrr HAT yozzz!!!!1111¬¬¬
'But dont bother squinting and really trying to peer at her, you wont see The Nip's nips.'
u deseve evErthain 4 ur reviw it use wrd 'Nip's Nips'
ha
aprt 4m tht tran sym 1, tht bst reviw evR.