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"why i nat win gud?"

my review for tenchoo 3 was the bestest evah but u ignor me and mayke me cry like a dog that is sad

monkey_man wrote:
> My reviews normally win because they're the best...especially the one
> for the Atari TV Games System that SR are currently promoting - 1/10!

I read that.
Twas most amusing.

Yeah, um.

Not sure that that B&W 2 review is QUITE a winner.
Good try though

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> I noticed that, had a quick skip through most of them.
>
> Most of them start like proper reviews then you seem to get bored and
> go into comedy mode
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Damn, rumbled.

Again, Toca 2 needs a little work.

Yeah but it gets across the emotions and feelings.

I prefer a more personal approach to reviewing.
My Jaws one got deleted, that's wrong.

Did it actually get removed, or did it just go when they removed the DVD's from the site?

Have to say, I actually wanna go buy B&W 2 when it comes out, just because of that review.

Gonna have a Bush Monkey, and a Blair Monkey.
Bush monkey will be a violent red faced moron one, and will touch Blair monkey up to make him do stuff.
And Blair monkey will be on a lead

With his wife monkey, Cherrie(sp?).
Which shouldn't be hard for the programmers to model.

Then the villagers will eat them and fry their testicles.
Including Cherrie monkey's.

Black and White lets you raise a monkey.
I overfed Bruce Willis to the point he had monkey-***s.
Then I made him fear eating and helped nurture a hatred of villagers.

But he kept setting himself on fire and falling over.
So I had to starve him to death.

ROFL

Btw good tagline there :p

I loved the final part of Goatboy's review on Tenchu.

I read it a while back.

"If you prefer to smash people with hammers and swords, get Mark of Kri instead."

Goatboy wrote:
> my review for tenchoo 3 was the bestest evah but u ignor me and mayke
> me cry like a dog that is sad


Huh? Is it just me or does this concern other people, coming from a notable?