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Have to say, I actually wanna go buy B&W 2 when it comes out, just because of that review.
Gonna have a Bush Monkey, and a Blair Monkey.
Bush monkey will be a violent red faced moron one, and will touch Blair monkey up to make him do stuff.
And Blair monkey will be on a lead
With his wife monkey, Cherrie(sp?).
Which shouldn't be hard for the programmers to model.
Then the villagers will eat them and fry their testicles.
Including Cherrie monkey's.
I prefer a more personal approach to reviewing.
My Jaws one got deleted, that's wrong.
> I noticed that, had a quick skip through most of them.
>
> Most of them start like proper reviews then you seem to get bored and
> go into comedy mode
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Damn, rumbled.
Not sure that that B&W 2 review is QUITE a winner.
Good try though
> My reviews normally win because they're the best...especially the one
> for the Atari TV Games System that SR are currently promoting - 1/10!
I read that.
Twas most amusing.
My reviews normally win because they're the best...especially the one for the Atari TV Games System that SR are currently promoting - 1/10!
Most of them start like proper reviews then you seem to get bored and go into comedy mode.
The Op Flash one was cool, then you say something like:
"It gives you 20 campaign missions (the original had 18) to go from being a lowly Russian conscript to...I don't know yet, I haven't got very far but it's probably something important"
That sucks.
I'm going to review a load of new ones.