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my review for tenchoo 3 was the bestest evah but u ignor me and mayke me cry like a dog that is sad
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my review for tenchoo 3 was the bestest evah but u ignor me and mayke me cry like a dog that is sad
go hom + tel ur mum bout it non of us wnt to red ur crp reviws anywys.
aprt 4m tht tran sym 1, tht bst reviw evR.
aprt 4m tht tran sym 1, tht bst reviw evR.
iv changd mind.
'But dont bother squinting and really trying to peer at her, you wont see The Nip's nips.'
u deseve evErthain 4 ur reviw it use wrd 'Nip's Nips'
ha
'But dont bother squinting and really trying to peer at her, you wont see The Nip's nips.'
u deseve evErthain 4 ur reviw it use wrd 'Nip's Nips'
ha
*joins in, even though the joke is wearing extremely thin*
U not whin coz SRrr HAT yozzz!!!!1111¬¬¬
U not whin coz SRrr HAT yozzz!!!!1111¬¬¬
*takes the moral high ground*
You lost because you all SUCK.
You lost because you all SUCK.
Goatboy wrote in a Jedi Knight 2 review:
Story/plot?
You’re a bloke that used to be a Jedi but chucked it all in for the love of a good Wookie (I might be wrong here), and now you spend your time taking merc jobs with your strangely angry female companion.
Then a hologram appears and says stuff about Jedi Valleys and The Force and you land on a planet surface and it all kicks off from there
Read that about 5 minutes ago, and still haven't fully recovered.
Story/plot?
You’re a bloke that used to be a Jedi but chucked it all in for the love of a good Wookie (I might be wrong here), and now you spend your time taking merc jobs with your strangely angry female companion.
Then a hologram appears and says stuff about Jedi Valleys and The Force and you land on a planet surface and it all kicks off from there
Read that about 5 minutes ago, and still haven't fully recovered.
Heh, I forgot about that.
Man, I never win for my reviews.
That sucks.
I'm going to review a load of new ones.
That sucks.
I'm going to review a load of new ones.
I won for a topic that one person read. Cool!
My reviews normally win because they're the best...especially the one for the Atari TV Games System that SR are currently promoting - 1/10!
My reviews normally win because they're the best...especially the one for the Atari TV Games System that SR are currently promoting - 1/10!
I noticed that, had a quick skip through most of them.
Most of them start like proper reviews then you seem to get bored and go into comedy mode.
The Op Flash one was cool, then you say something like:
"It gives you 20 campaign missions (the original had 18) to go from being a lowly Russian conscript to...I don't know yet, I haven't got very far but it's probably something important"
Most of them start like proper reviews then you seem to get bored and go into comedy mode.
The Op Flash one was cool, then you say something like:
"It gives you 20 campaign missions (the original had 18) to go from being a lowly Russian conscript to...I don't know yet, I haven't got very far but it's probably something important"
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