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"Bill Hicks quote of the day"

This thread is where (on the days I will remember), I'll stick a quote from Bill Hicks.
Hicks was a stand-up comic that died in 1994, aged 32, of pancreatice cancer.
If you are interested in his work, check out

www.billhicks.com and go to the links section.

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"You think if Jesus ever comes back, he wants to see another cross? That's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a sniper rifle pendant, 'Hi Jackie, just thinking of John, we loved him baby!'..maybe if y'all started wearing fishes, he might show up"

Goatboy wrote:
> "Non-smokers? Self-righteous, obnoxious whining little slugs. Don't take
> that wrong. I'd quit smoking but I'm scared I'll turn into y'all. See, I know
> you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to
> smoke.
Well let me be the 1st to pop that bubble and send you hurtling back to
> earth...non-smokers die everyday.
Sleep tight"

:-D

"And I'm asking them what the products called, and they say Orange Drink"

:-D

"Non-smokers? Self-righteous, obnoxious whining little slugs. Don't take that wrong. I'd quit smoking but I'm scared I'll turn into y'all. See, I know you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke.
Well let me be the 1st to pop that bubble and send you hurtling back to earth...non-smokers die everyday.
Sleep tight"

"If you have problems with me smoking, then you should take a look around the world we live in... and shut your funkying mouth"

"I generally love my job, I like the hour...best thing about it? I have no boss. Picture that, and then envy me. Aren't bosses something? They're like gnats at a picnic...*waves hand around face*...get outta here buddy, it's just a job. Doesn't mean a thing. I smoked a joint this morning, you're lucky I showed at all, my bed was like a womb...but every job always the same thing. "Hicks, why aren't you working?" and I go'There's nothing to do'..'Well you pretend like your working'..what? Why don't you pretend I'm working? I'll pretend they're buying stuff and we can go home. You get paid more than me, you fantasise."

"I'm livin' out in LA now, or as I like to call it - helL A. I just like gettin' out of there at any point, for the weather. Hot & sunny EVERY day, and they love it, 'What are you? A fudgin' lizard?!' Only reptiles feel that way about this kind of weather.'"

Yeah, keep it up.

(long one here and may get deleted by SR for adult language but I'll try and clean it as best I can without diluting it.)
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"We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might not, doesn't matter to me.
'Cos what matters is..If you believe in the sanctity of life, then you believe it for life of all ages.

That's what I hate about this child-worship syndrome going on.
"Save the children..They're killing children...how many children were at Waco?..They're killing children"..
What does that mean? They reach a certain age and they're off your fu(nn)ing love-list?
Fu(n) your children, if that's the way you think then fu(n) you too. You either love all people of all ages or you shut the fu(n) up.

"Who are you to tell people whether they should have kids or not? Who are you?"
I'm me, it's true, shut the fu(n) up.
Quit thinking you're gonna make the world better by bringing more mewling fu(nn)ing cabbages to the planet.
Why don't you try loving the people that are already fu(nn)ing here?
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'k!

I have trouble finding ones with little or no swearing in though.
Ah well.

Don't stop doing this. We're silently enjoying... but if we keep saying so, it would get in the way. :0)

"People are always like,'Bill, stop talking about the Kennedy assasination man, it was a long time ago. Just let it go'. And I say ok, then don't bring up Jesus to me, as long as we're talking shelf-life here.
But Bill! That's Jesus! Yeah, it was a long time ago, get over it. How about this, get Pilate to release the files. Who else was on the grassy Golgotha that day? Beggars in $200 sandals, yeah right..."