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"Newsflash: Bill Gates is dead"

I was watching the news on Sky a few minutes ago and billionaire tycoon Bill Gates has been shot dead! In what was first beleived to be an April fools stunt, the geek collapsed during a spending spree with his family in San Antonio. Witnesses have described the gunman as being of Italian origin with a handlebar moustache, short with a stocky build, he was wearing blue dungarees and a red cap. His escape driver was caught earlier and is being held in police custody. The driver, Yoshi aged 21, claims he was roped into the scheme by the gunman and his taller and much slimmer brother. He thought they were crazy and they kept telling him they had to do it for the princess or the monster would get her.

If anyone knows of a fat paranoid Italian who is currently in or around San Antonio they are urged to contact police chiefs immediately.

Mystique wrote:
> April fools has been and gone, you're the fool for carrying on.

thats such a load of crap. Its april fools day

Yey its getting good now...

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This just in:

The kiling of Bill Gates is beleived to be a gang related murder. The two rival gangs, the Nintendo Ten and the Micro Softies have been enemies for many years and fought many bitter feuds over the technology market. The lone gunman thought to be responsible for the heartless murder of Micro Softies frontman, Bill Gates, goes by the name of Mario. If anyone knows of his whereabouts please contact police immediately.

April fools has been and gone, you're the fool for carrying on.

I I once dreamed that Bill Gates was dead. I dreamed that I had read it on MSN, and when I woke up, I told everyone that he was dead. Cra-zy.

Well that explains it then :)

ah that might explain it i didn't realise you had only been here half a year. It was last april fools.

I never read that Bill Gates post you mentioned. It was probably before my time on the forums, sounds pretty funny though :-)

smacks of unoriginality. Following last times GAD winning Bill Gates in asylum after mall shooting.

Still pretty well written, yet a little obvious. Better than some useless ones like "go outside quick"

Meh, twas an ok joke, but i have heared better...