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I was watching the news on Sky a few minutes ago and billionaire tycoon Bill Gates has been shot dead! In what was first beleived to be an April fools stunt, the geek collapsed during a spending spree with his family in San Antonio. Witnesses have described the gunman as being of Italian origin with a handlebar moustache, short with a stocky build, he was wearing blue dungarees and a red cap. His escape driver was caught earlier and is being held in police custody. The driver, Yoshi aged 21, claims he was roped into the scheme by the gunman and his taller and much slimmer brother. He thought they were crazy and they kept telling him they had to do it for the princess or the monster would get her.
If anyone knows of a fat paranoid Italian who is currently in or around San Antonio they are urged to contact police chiefs immediately.
If anyone knows of a fat paranoid Italian who is currently in or around San Antonio they are urged to contact police chiefs immediately.
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Definetly can't be Mario though as he was shot - if the killer had jumped on his head on the other hand...
Does anyone remember when some fool came here a year ago stating tht Shigeru Miyamoto had died in a car crash? And that many actually believed him? Shocking.
Don't pretend like it wasn't you who 'killed' him.
Bill Gates is dead! Oh my god!
Erm yeah s-u-r-e
No. Its an inside job. There has been a plit in the R&D team, some want to axe Windows XP and replace it with Mac OS X. If they get control of MS, every PC in the world will be running Mac OS X.
Crushed to death by his own wallet.
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The gunman Mario's location has been given away by an anonymous tipster. The fat Italian is hiding out in a Pizza takeaway and he is demanding they make him a cake to save the princess. The Rainbow 6 are being prepared and are standing by the take the psychopath out if he makes any sudden moves. The Micro Sofites have hired a hitman going by the name of '47' to take out the gunman in a violent attempt to gain pride back for their gang. More news as it develops...
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This just in:
The gunman Mario's location has been given away by an anonymous tipster. The fat Italian is hiding out in a Pizza takeaway and he is demanding they make him a cake to save the princess. The Rainbow 6 are being prepared and are standing by the take the psychopath out if he makes any sudden moves. The Micro Sofites have hired a hitman going by the name of '47' to take out the gunman in a violent attempt to gain pride back for their gang. More news as it develops...
Ashley wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> April fools has been and gone, you're the fool for carrying on.
>
> thats such a load of crap. Its april fools day
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Don't you know anything? You're not supposed to do April fools after 12pm.
Muuuuuuuuuh
> Mystique wrote:
> April fools has been and gone, you're the fool for carrying on.
>
> thats such a load of crap. Its april fools day
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Don't you know anything? You're not supposed to do April fools after 12pm.
Muuuuuuuuuh
I agree Ashley. If it want meant to last all day it would be named "April fools segment of the day" or "April fools morning" but it isnt. It lasts all day so meh!
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