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Tue 08/04/03 at 20:14
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Posts: 787
Its a quiz thing, it'll take all of 15 seconds to do*

1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?

2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?

3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal isn't there?

4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?
Tue 08/04/03 at 20:24
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"Sex On Wheels"
Posts: 3,526
Memorandum wrote:
> Its a quiz thing, it'll take all of 15 seconds to do*
>
> 1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?

Chop it up and put it into bags

> 2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?

Chop that up and put it into bags

> 3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement
> everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal
> isn't there?

The Giraffe as I killed that before the meeting and the elephant afterwards

> 4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but
> know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?
I feed the crocodiles the pieces of Giraffe and Elephant while I slyly cross the river.
Tue 08/04/03 at 20:23
Regular
"Z will be here soon"
Posts: 7,562
Grr!
Tue 08/04/03 at 20:22
Regular
"aka memo aaka gayby"
Posts: 11,948
Well done Clazon, you're very right.

I heard this for the first time today, got all of them wrong.

Didn't know if anyone had seen it before, and apparently they had. Either that or you all think like 10 year olds.
Tue 08/04/03 at 20:22
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Posts: 11,038
Damn, I could have told you all of them, but I was too slow....

:(
Tue 08/04/03 at 20:22
Regular
Posts: 11,597
Memorandum wrote:
> Its a quiz thing, it'll take all of 15 seconds to do*
>
> 1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?
>
*See Microchips' post*

> 2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?

*See Microchips' post*
>
> 3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement
> everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal
> isn't there?

*See Microchips' post*
>
> 4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but
> know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?

*See Kyz's post*

Howiiiiie, hiiiiiiiyyyyaaaaaa!!!1111111
Tue 08/04/03 at 20:19
Regular
"The Red Shift"
Posts: 6,807
i wasnt first but i got them all right first. yes! i take so much pride from this hollow "victory".
Tue 08/04/03 at 20:19
Regular
"Jog on, sunshine"
Posts: 8,979
Busted by a minute, bar the last one.


Meeting indeed. :D
Tue 08/04/03 at 20:18
Regular
"The Red Shift"
Posts: 6,807
ooh ooh me first.

open the door and put it in.

open the door- take out the giraffe- put in the elephant.

the elephant because he is still in the fridge.

the crocodiles are at the meeting so the river is clear
Tue 08/04/03 at 20:18
Regular
"Z will be here soon"
Posts: 7,562
Memorandum wrote:
> Its a quiz thing, it'll take all of 15 seconds to do*
>
> 1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge? Say, "Excuse me fine sir, could you step in my comically oversized fridge please?"
>
> 2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
> See above

> 3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement
> everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal
> isn't there?

The elephant and the girrafe, they are still in the fridge
>
> 4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but
> know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?

Use the bridge.
Tue 08/04/03 at 20:17
Regular
"Jog on, sunshine"
Posts: 8,979
1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?

Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.

2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?

Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.

3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal isn't there?

The elephant- it's still in the fridge.

4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?

Um.. take the elephant out the fridge and ride across on it?

:D

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