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Its a quiz thing, it'll take all of 15 seconds to do*
1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?
2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal isn't there?
4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?
1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?
2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal isn't there?
4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?
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> Memorandum wrote:
> Its a quiz thing, it'll take all of 15 seconds to do*
>
> 1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?
>
> push
>
> 2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
>
> Put some nuts in the fridge
>
> 3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement
> everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal
> isn't there?
>
> Me, cause I can't be arsed.
>
> 4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross,
> but
> know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?
> Swim, and become rencarnated as a crocodile when I get killed by the crocodile.
> Its a quiz thing, it'll take all of 15 seconds to do*
>
> 1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?
>
> push
>
> 2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
>
> Put some nuts in the fridge
>
> 3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement
> everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal
> isn't there?
>
> Me, cause I can't be arsed.
>
> 4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross,
> but
> know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?
> Swim, and become rencarnated as a crocodile when I get killed by the crocodile.
1) Get a huge fridge, then put a tree in it with leaves, then wait.
2) Get an army of mice, and let them do the hard bit.
3) All the animals - doesn't work.
4) Use a bridge!
2) Get an army of mice, and let them do the hard bit.
3) All the animals - doesn't work.
4) Use a bridge!
Like I said before, 4 minutes, and I posted the answer below. But, I AM in the top 1% most intilligent peeple in the cuntry.... so thats acseptabel...
:D
:D
im quite smart but to me that was quite work-out-able.how long did it take you. just so i can have bragging rights. or you as the case may be.
Clazon wrote:
> apparently there was this puzzle which einstein created and he said
> that only the top 2% could do it. it took me 20 mins.
Yeah I got that one too.
> apparently there was this puzzle which einstein created and he said
> that only the top 2% could do it. it took me 20 mins.
Yeah I got that one too.
Memorandum wrote:
> 1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?
Trap it. Then open the cage in the fridge.
> 2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
Coax it in with some elephant chow. Then run out.
> 3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement
> everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal
> isn't there?
It can't be a meeting for all the animals if one isn't there.
> 4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but
> know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?
Use the bridge?
> 1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?
Trap it. Then open the cage in the fridge.
> 2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
Coax it in with some elephant chow. Then run out.
> 3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement
> everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal
> isn't there?
It can't be a meeting for all the animals if one isn't there.
> 4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but
> know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?
Use the bridge?
WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
Ah the Microsoft test.
My friend gave me that once.
Hegave me 7 and a half minutes to do it, took me four.
The 1 and 2 minute dudes cross, the 1 comes back(Or 2, whichever way you want). 3 minutes gone.
5 and 10 cross, 13 gone, 2 comes over, 15 gone, 1 and 2 cross, 17 total...
My friend gave me that once.
Hegave me 7 and a half minutes to do it, took me four.
The 1 and 2 minute dudes cross, the 1 comes back(Or 2, whichever way you want). 3 minutes gone.
5 and 10 cross, 13 gone, 2 comes over, 15 gone, 1 and 2 cross, 17 total...
taking it as bit far, but good froots.
> 1) How do you get a Giraffe in a fridge?
It depends on how big or small the giraffe/fridge is. If its a baby giraffe, all you have to do is snap its legs and neck, and squeeze it in, however if its a stupendously large fridge, just simply tell the giraffe that there’s porn and beer in there.
> 2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
Extend the fridge to 8 times its normal size, and use the same technique to get it in as was used on the giraffe, either that or just take the giraffe out first. I prefer the latter.
> 3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement
> everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal
> isn't there?
Every animal that ever died, the animals which aren’t native to the jungle, the giraffe and the elephant who died solemnly of frost bite in the fridge.
> 4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but
> know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?
Divert the crocodiles attention using the freshly thawed giraffe and elephant. Then construct a boat using logs from the trees, and skin from dead animals. And glue.
It depends on how big or small the giraffe/fridge is. If its a baby giraffe, all you have to do is snap its legs and neck, and squeeze it in, however if its a stupendously large fridge, just simply tell the giraffe that there’s porn and beer in there.
> 2) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
Extend the fridge to 8 times its normal size, and use the same technique to get it in as was used on the giraffe, either that or just take the giraffe out first. I prefer the latter.
> 3) The king of the jungle is tired of stepping in excrement
> everywhere, so calls a meeting for all the animals. Which animal
> isn't there?
Every animal that ever died, the animals which aren’t native to the jungle, the giraffe and the elephant who died solemnly of frost bite in the fridge.
> 4) You are in the jungle, you see a river that you have to cross, but
> know it is crocodile infested, how do you get across?
Divert the crocodiles attention using the freshly thawed giraffe and elephant. Then construct a boat using logs from the trees, and skin from dead animals. And glue.
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